What is the worst SW you ever saw in your fan life?
For me its “Alleluja e Sartana figli di… Diohttp://www.spaghetti-western.net/index.php/Alleluja_e_Sartana_figli_di…_Dio” i saw it years ago
in bad VHS copy I steel remember this slapstik western
directed by a psychopat and played by crazyguys!
I think it was “Two Brothers, One Death[/url]” and “[url=http://www.spaghetti-western.net/index.php/Sette_pistole_per_un_massacro]Seven Pistols for a Massacre[url]http://www.spaghetti-western.net/index.php/Dos_hombres_van_a_morir[/url]”. But I hink I found the second one horrible because of the DVD release. The first, for me, was just boring. But Let’s see what the next movie will be…
BY FAR THE WORST SPAG WESTERN I EVER WASTED AN HOUR AND A HALF ON WAS “APACHE WOMAN[url]http://www.spaghetti-western.net/index.php/Donna_chiamata_Apache%2C_Una[/url]”. although i didnt actually waste an hour and a half cause i was fast fowarding thru most.
Man Called amen
-One of the first comedy spaghettis I’ve seen. Bad bad film.
Trinity in Eldorado
-Directed by Joe D’amato but even he himself thought it was so crap that he took his name out of the credits.
Crazy Bunch
-Directed by Carnimeo and starring George Hilton, sounds nice, eh? Well, maybe not. Weird film but not that funny.
“God’s Gun” with Lee Van Cleef and Jack Palance
Horrible, simply horrible
Bad Man’s River!
I don’t know if I’ll get lynched now, but the worst (or least good, if you prefer that phrasing) spwe I’ve seen so far is “A Stranger in Town”. It’s got a boring plot and a very uncharismatic lead and tries to be minimalistic and cool like “Fistful of Dollars”, but fails miserably in my opinion. However, I was pleasantly surprised when I saw “The Stranger Returns” which is a whole lot better. I even like Tony Anthony in that one. It seems like he’s found his style there.
And I actually find “Bad Man’s River” a little amusing ;).
Worst I’ve seen so far is Fidani’s “Giù La testa, hombre”. Oh, my Gawd…
yes fidani films are trash.
for example also very worse is Django and Sartana Are Cominghttp://www.spaghetti-western.net/index.php/Arrivano_Django_e_Sartana…_è_la_fine
saw it a few days ago
the worst i have seen is “Sartana in the Valley of Death”
is that really that bad?
well it’s not so bad, but i just haven’t seen too many spaghetti flicks so now it’s the worst for me, but i’m pretty sure that there are many worse than that
Yes, you got good laughs every time Shattner is making his indian battle cries. The music is probably the worst I have heard in spaghetti western.
Anything by Gianni Crea is bound to make you cringe…
‘Acquasanta Joe’ or ‘Kid Vengeance’ are the worst I have seen.
There are many SW that are really, really sorry ! You can’t say that there’s one that is THE worst ! I would say the worst SW I’ve seen are:
‘On the third day arrived the crow’
- bad actors, worse camera, story is confusing and lame
‘Wanted ! Johnny Texas’
- same as quoted above
‘Che botte ragazzi’ (‘The return of Shanghai-Joe’)
- only Klaus Kinski is great, the rest is f…
‘Fäuste, blaue Bohnen und Karate’ (don’t know the english title)
- very hard to watch through
‘Un bounty killer a Trinita’
- cheesy as hell
‘Halleluja der tödliche Schatten’
- one of Fidani’s worst, cut together from different Fidanis
‘Bang bang kid’
- no comment on that
Those are some of the worst !!!
I’m sure there are lots of really bad ones even I haven’t seen yet !!!
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Once Upon a Time in the Wild, Wild West
On the Third Day Arrived the Crow
Fistful of Death
Kid Vengeance
Two Seargants of General Custer
I thought the music from My Name Is Nobody was REALLY crappy, especially the theme…strange how Morricone would do music so great for some westerns but make that kind of crap for others…oh well…some of the parts in the movie were pretty corny too but for the most part I enjoyed what Henry Fonda and Terence Hill did…
‘Passa Sartana … è l’ombra della tua morte’ (Sartana im Schatten des Todes) is certainly one of the worst SW I’ve ever seen. It’s Fidani’s worst trash western at the same time. Really boring without any story behind it. Maybe the duell between Cameron and Strano is kind of watchable.
The climax of the movie is : Fidani himself is in it !!! But only for a few moments !!!
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Probably the most boring and unconvincing SW I have seen is the Great Treasure Hunt with Mark Damon as lead actor…so boring …even three espresos couldn’t keep me awake…bad music to boot.
Van James