Vote for our official bottom-20

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Our official top 20 list is in serious need of having its evil, bastard brother. So let us vote ladies and gents, the results might be interesting

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Good idea, bro, but I think it’s best we each nominate 5 or 10 films first before we start making lists

My (first 5) Acadamy Awards Nominations are:

Two Brothers in a place called Trinity

Finders Killers

Arizona Colt Returns

Cipolla Colt

Apocalypse Joe

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C’mon. y of us like AP Joe. So I would doubt we would let it gt into the bottm.

Mine:

  1. Dynamite Jim
  2. Finders Killers

to be continued

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first five from me:

Tiger from the river kwai
On the third day arrived the crow
Finders killlers
Last Gun
Trinity & Sartana

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Thunder at the Border
Massacre at Grand Canyon
Giù la testa … hombre
Bad Man’s River
Acquasanta Joe

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I can gladly say of the current nominees I have only seen 2. So the timewaste early warnings system seems to work.

And even if these 2 (Apo Joe and Arizona C. Ret.) were bad and boring enough, they are still far enough from the bottom and were surely not as bad as the 2 Fidanis (can’t remember a title) which probably were the worst experience for me so far.

Edit: this was written before Paco nominated some I have seen, but they aren’t bad for me.

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  1. Seven devils on horseback
  2. Tiger from the River Kwai
  3. Six Bounty Killers for a Massacre
  4. On the third day arrived the crow
  5. Django Story
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Ok, so these are my 5 nominees:

  1. $20.000 on no.7
  2. Kid Vengeance
  3. On the Third Day Arrived the Crow
  4. Trinity and Sartana Sons of Bitches
  5. Te Deum
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[quote=“Stanton, post:6, topic:1486”]I can gladly say of the current nominees I have only seen 2. So the timewaste early warnings system seems to work.

And even if these 2 (Apo Joe and Arizona C. Ret.) were bad and boring enough, they are still far enough from the bottom and were surely not as bad as the 2 Fidanis (can’t remember a title) which probably were the worst experience for me so far.[/quote]
Interesting but what’s your bottom?

I’ve never seen On the third Day arrived Crow … Great title but sounds after the worst SW (3 nominees so far!) ever! :slight_smile:

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Separate bottom-5 lists for serious westerns and comedy stuff.

Serious:

Al oeste de Rio Grande
The Tiger From River Kwai
Fighters From Ave Maria
Four Candles For My Colt
My Name Is Mallory

Comedy:

Sonny & Jed
Trinity Plus the Clown and a Guitar
Once Upon a Time in the Wild, Wild West
Lobo the Bastard
Three Supermen of the West

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kid vengeance-nuff said.

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seconded. I completely forgot about that one. Not memorable but I do lfind the Israeli locations very good.

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Pistol Packin Preacher
Kid Vengeance
Comin At Ya
Trinity is Still My Name
Trinity Sees Red

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Oh yes I forgot the Comedies:

and the winners are …

Carambola
Carambola’s Philosophy: In the right Pocket
Count Bobby, the Terror of the Wild West
Cipolla Colt
Lucky Luke vs. the Daltons

:smiley:

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[quote=“alk0, post:8, topic:1486”]2. Kid Vengeance[/quote]oh, how could I forget this piece of crap. Definitely one of the worst!

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right, lets have a go at this, first off let me say i am in awe of a lot of you guys and your knowledge of SW’s and i haven’t seen as many as a lot of members here for example i’ve only seen one fidani " savage guns" and thought that was ok, but here goes my worst five so far in reverse order

5.WHITE APACHE
4.SABATA
3. RETURN OF SABATA
2.CARAMBOLA
AND THE WINNER IS

  1. TRINITY AND SARTANA THOSE SONS OF BITCHES

by far the biggest load of shit i have yet seen in the SW genre. i know there are fans of the sabata films on here and everyone to their own and this is just my opinon.

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I don’t think I’ve seen enough bad films to qualify but here it goes.

  1. Bounty Hunter in Trinity (stealing one third of your movie from another movie, and a bad one at that)
  2. El Puro (already well documented why I don’t like this film)
  3. Boot Hill
  4. Troublemakers
  5. Return of Sabata
  6. A minute to pray a second to die
    (gets worse with each viewing)
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Kid Vengeance wins with ease.

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my bottom of the barrel pastas…

  1. Four of the Apocalypse
  2. God’s Gun
  3. Kid Vengeance
  4. Take A Hard Ride
  5. Bad Man’s River
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[quote=“Frank Talby, post:19, topic:1486”]my bottom of the barrel pastas…
2. God’s Gun
3. Kid Vengeance
4. Take A Hard Ride
5. Bad Man’s River[/quote]

It’s van Cleef time …