It’s Christmas, you dirty hobbits! And you know what that means! Gather round with your wee drams and your plum duffs, ye merry gringos - it’s the annual SWDB Christmas Carol!
And a-one, and a-two, and a-scooby-dooby-doo:
(sings)
On the First Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
The Good, the Bad & the Uglyyy!
On the Second Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Two Sons of Ringo,
And The Good, the Bad & the Uglyyy!
On the Third Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Three Gold Bullets,
Two Sons of Ringo,
And The Good, the Bad & the Uglyyy!
On the Fourth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Four Gunmen,
Three Gold Bullets,
Two Sons of Ringo,
And The Good, the Bad & the Uglyyy!
On the Fifth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
FIIIIIIVE FOR REVEEENNNNNNNGE!
Four Gunmen,
Three Gold Bullets,
Two Sons of Ringo,
And The Good, the Bad & the Uglyyy!
On the Sixth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Six-Shooters Shooting,
FIIIIIIVE FOR REVEEENNNNNNNGE!
Four Gunmen,
Three Gold Bullets,
Two Sons of Ringo,
And The Good, the Bad & the Uglyyy!
On the Seventh Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Seven Guns From Texas,
Six-Shooters Shooting,
FIIIIIIVE FOR REVEEENNNNNNNGE!
Four Gunmen,
Three Gold Bullets,
Two Sons of Ringo,
And The Good, the Bad & the Uglyyy!
On the Eighth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Eight Mercenaries,
Seven Guns From Texas,
Six-Shooters Shooting,
FIIIIIIVE FOR REVEEENNNNNNNGE!
Four Gunmen,
Three Gold Bullets,
Two Sons of Ringo,
And The Good, the Bad & the Uglyyy!
On the Ninth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Nine Days of Anger,
Eight Mercenaries,
Seven Guns From Texas,
Six-Shooters Shooting,
FIIIIIIVE FOR REVEEENNNNNNNGE!
Four Gunmen,
Three Gold Bullets,
Two Sons of Ringo,
And The Good, the Bad & the Uglyyy!
On the Tenth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Ten Thousand Dollars,
Nine Days of Anger,
Eight Mercenaries,
Seven Guns From Texas,
Six-Shooters Shooting,
FIIIIIIVE FOR REVEEENNNNNNNGE!
Four Gunmen,
Three Gold Bullets,
Two Sons of Ringo,
And The Good, the Bad & the Uglyyy!
On the Eleventh Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Eleven Men called Django,
Ten Thousand Dollars,
Nine Days of Anger,
Eight Mercenaries,
Seven Guns From Texas,
Six-Shooters Shooting,
FIIIIIIVE FOR REVEEENNNNNNNGE!
Four Gunmen,
Three Gold Bullets,
Two Sons of Ringo,
And The Good, the Bad & the Uglyyy!
On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Twelve Dirty Outlaws,
Eleven Men called Django,
Ten Thousand Dollars,
Nine Days of Anger,
Eight Mercenaries,
Seven Guns From Texas,
Six-Shooters Shooting,
FIIIIIIVE FOR REVEEENNNNNNNGE!
Four Gunmen,
Three Gold Bullets,
Two Sons of Ringo,
And The Good, the Baaad & theee Uuuglyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Merry Christmas, amigos! 
