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(Nick) #3862

The curse of 2016 is still stronger than ever even with eight days to go… Apparently Carrie Fisher suffered a heart attack while on a flight to LA…

Here’s the new’s article… it doesn’t seem good.

Apparently she’s in an ICU now… I dunno how things are going, but her brother say’s she’s not in stable condition.


(Toscano) #3863

HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE ON ‘SWDB’!

Just thought I’d wish everyone the best for the coming Festive season, and especially for tomorrow…I hope you all have a great time, and have a Very Prosperous New Year, 2017.

It is a pleasure to be a part of this intrepid band of Pistoleros, Merciless Bandits, and Ruthless Sheriffs…

Happy Festivities, amigos!

Toscano…


(Asa) #3864

Right, well I guess it’s time to pull my annual Proper Crimbo Spag Carol out of the attic, dust it down and present it to my bloods and crips at the SWDB. Gimme a fat beat, yo!

Ahem.

(coughs)

(sings)

On the First Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
The Good, the Bad & the Uglyyy!

On the Second Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Two Sons of Ringo,
And The Good, the Bad & the Uglyyy!

On the Third Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Three Gold Bullets,
Two Sons of Ringo,
And The Good, the Bad & the Uglyyy!

On the Fourth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Four Gunmen,
Three Gold Bullets,
Two Sons of Ringo,
And The Good, the Bad & the Uglyyy!

On the Fifth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
FIIIIIIVE FOR REVEEENNNNNNNGE!
Four Gunmen,
Three Gold Bullets,
Two Sons of Ringo,
And The Good, the Bad & the Uglyyy!

On the Sixth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Six-Shooters Shooting,
FIIIIIIVE FOR REVEEENNNNNNNGE!
Four Gunmen,
Three Gold Bullets,
Two Sons of Ringo,
And The Good, the Bad & the Uglyyy!

On the Seventh Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Seven Guns From Texas,
Six-Shooters Shooting,
FIIIIIIVE FOR REVEEENNNNNNNGE!
Four Gunmen,
Three Gold Bullets,
Two Sons of Ringo,
And The Good, the Bad & the Uglyyy!

On the Eighth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Eight Mercenaries,
Seven Guns From Texas,
Six-Shooters Shooting,
FIIIIIIVE FOR REVEEENNNNNNNGE!
Four Gunmen,
Three Gold Bullets,
Two Sons of Ringo,
And The Good, the Bad & the Uglyyy!

On the Ninth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Nine Days of Anger,
Eight Mercenaries,
Seven Guns From Texas,
Six-Shooters Shooting,
FIIIIIIVE FOR REVEEENNNNNNNGE!
Four Gunmen,
Three Gold Bullets,
Two Sons of Ringo,
And The Good, the Bad & the Uglyyy!

On the Tenth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Ten Thousand Dollars,
Nine Days of Anger,
Eight Mercenaries,
Seven Guns From Texas,
Six-Shooters Shooting,
FIIIIIIVE FOR REVEEENNNNNNNGE!
Four Gunmen,
Three Gold Bullets,
Two Sons of Ringo,
And The Good, the Bad & the Uglyyy!

On the Eleventh Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Eleven Men called Django,
Ten Thousand Dollars,
Nine Days of Anger,
Eight Mercenaries,
Seven Guns From Texas,
Six-Shooters Shooting,
FIIIIIIVE FOR REVEEENNNNNNNGE!
Four Gunmen,
Three Gold Bullets,
Two Sons of Ringo,
And The Good, the Bad & the Uglyyy!

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Twelve Dirty Outlaws,
Eleven Men called Django,
Ten Thousand Dollars,
Nine Days of Anger,
Eight Mercenaries,
Seven Guns From Texas,
Six-Shooters Shooting,
FIIIIIIVE FOR REVEEENNNNNNNGE!
Four Gunmen,
Three Gold Bullets,
Two Sons of Ringo,
And The Good, the Baaad & theee Uuuglyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

Merry Christmas, amigos! :slight_smile:


(scherpschutter) #3865

Nine days of anger … sounds like a good marriage


(Nick) #3866

My new favorite part of the holidays! Brought a tear (of laughter) to my eye reading this! Merry Christmas to ya’ll!


(Toscano) #3867

Had a great time reading this…absolutely inspired!

Happy Christmas, ‘last.caress’!


(Phil H) #3868

Merry Spaghetti Christmas to everyone. Here’s hoping 2017 brings a few smiles to you all.


(Bad Lieutenant) #3870

How y’all like my rap shit :sunglasses:


(El Topo) #3871

More like industrial stuff, nice touch the polizotto kind soundtrack or sampling


(Toscano) #3872

With all of these so-called ‘Honours’ being dished out, left right, and blimmin’ centre…
In the past few years, honours for Jonathan Ross, the Beckhams etc.

We then get this…

Rejected petition
A knighthood for “Johnnie” Johnson of Dam Buster fame.

He is the last surviving member of 617 Squadron RAF, who took part in the raids on the Ruhr damns during WW2. He is so very deserving of this honour.

This petition was rejected

Why was this petition rejected?

It’s about honours or appointments.

We can’t accept your petition because it asks for someone to be nominated for an honour.

Members of the public can nominate people for honours directly. You can find out how to nominate someone for an honour here:

https://www.gov.uk/honours

We only reject petitions that don’t meet the petition standards.

Date submitted
7 February 2017


(Toscano) #3873

Re-examining the so-called requirements to ‘merit’ an ‘honour’ from his own Country, someone please explain why this gentleman does not deserve some recognition?


(Nick) #3874

I’m lost on the reasoning to be honest. Really upsetting that somebody who selflessly served their country is refused for something so deserving.


(The Man With a Name) #3875

Happy Easter, everybody! Movies4men is playing some decent American westerns today.


(Bad Lieutenant) #3876

What’s up, my dudes.

Released my new album, Sesh II, today.
(Don’t worry, I’m not rapping here, haha)

Have a listen, critique me, or better: Buy it.


(Phil H) #3877

Like track 2 especially Harm. Cool stuff


(Søren) #3878

22 tracks! Damn you’ve been busy.


(The Man With a Name) #3879

Track 2 is great.


#3880

Yeah track 2 sounds very John Carpenter inspired.


(Toscano) #3881

Old news now, but the so-called ‘New Years Honours’ snub to 95 year-old Johnny Johnson, last of the legendary ‘Dambusters’, is still grating on my nerves.
George “Johnny” Johnson, 95, is the last surviving Brit from the 1943 “bouncing bomb” raid which shattered dams in Adolf Hitler’s Germany.
Even a recent petition, to see this distinguished gentleman awarded an honour, was declined by the ‘higher echelons’.

Meanwhile, Victoria Beckham is awarded for her contribution to fashion…:angry:

Johnny Johnson, who has contributed so much to charity work, as well as being the last of the ‘Dambusters’, is overlooked…

It just confirms what I’ve always believed…that the ‘Honours system’ is a load of tosh, designed by the establishment for - in most cases - rewards for the undeserving.


(Farmer_J) #3882

(Intense forehead slapping).

I always thought the Honours System was a bit crooked, but this… christ almighty.