When I used to travel to Almeria, all I could do was visualise Dave Allen at the front of the plane instructing us all how to cross ourselves as we were having the emergence exit doors pointed out to us…hilarious! 
His take on everyday events and human behaviour was nothing short of genius.
“Planes are never late, they are ‘delayed’…”
I have that on my wall
Anyone remember the British comedian, Freddie Starr…?
Another scenario is that our hero gets beaten up by the bad guys and then the random character from the saloon shows up, helps him and says “Let’s get out of here”
ALBERT R. ASPARAGUS and HARRY SALT-CELLAR present…
HAROLD STEPTOE as James Bond in…
‘THE RAG & BONE MAN WHO LOVED ME’
‘Harold’ would be too distracted by all the delicious crumpet to get on with the mission …
Rose: Jack…Jack…Jack…I’m so cold…
Jack: Shut up, and stop bitching! ! I’m freezing my nuts off here…! I feel like I’ve got a friggin’ popsicle between my legs!
Jack: “M-m-maybe you c-c-could move over a little b-bit. Seems like th-there’s room for two.”
Rose: “Sharing a broken wooden door together? Don’t you think that’s moving a little too fast? We just met yesterday.”
Jack: “Oh, s-s-s-sure, I u-u-u-understand…”
This got me good 
