The funniest greyhound and horse race jokes in the World…I think they’ve run their course now.
Those are cursed
Mom, I’m scared
Voters at locals elections will now be handed fishing rods as they enter the polling station…
This is to help them cast their vote…
Sailors were shipwrecked upon a desert island, which was entirely populated by hungry cannibals…
Needless to say, the survivors didn’t last long; and, for the ravenous cannibals, it was their first taste of seamen…
Restaurant customer: “Waiter, there’s a dog’s hair in my soup!”
Waiter: “Don’t worry sir, the rest of the dog will follow with the main course, and whine…”
And lastly…
A recent remake of the amiable pig story has just been roasted by film critics…
This was followed by top chefs giving it a severe basting…
I tripped over a drunk the other day…
I’m no expert, but I’m presuming he was a drunk…
However, what do wino…?
I don’t mean to come out with bad jokes…I just try to make people smile occasionally…
Just like a dead hedgehog…my jokes fall flat…
Killer Whales…not that bad…I went to Cardiff once, and they were really quite friendly…
Is it just me, or does pro wrestler Dominik Mysterio look like he should be in a cheesy 70’s porno flick
Okay Steve, how many more days to go until the 2025 annual Christmas TV
broadcast of ‘The Great Escape’?
I’ve decided to mix my love of chinese cooking with a keep-fit regime…
And so, from now on, I’m heading out daily for a vigorous wok…
Today, I bought a new under-arm deodorant. It guarantees to ‘bring out the beast in a man’.
That’s true…On my way home, I cocked my leg against several lamp-posts, and then left a little package on my neighbour’s door-step.
A distraught lion cub was in tears, and explained to his father that he was the youngest and slowest in his school.
The father gave his advice: “If you want to be quicker, you need to Mufasa…”
Sign in a toilet…‘SAVE PAPER, PLEASE USE BOTH SIDES OF THE SHEET’.