[quote=“natos99, post:18, topic:2447”]Lee van Cleef parks his car in the mcdonalds parking lot, *we have a shot of some shiny cowboy boots steping out of the car door * LVC looks around and continues to walk into the mc donalds shop.
“Whos the woman that took my order”
" that would be me sir"
" did you not hear my say hold the mustard on my burger"
Lady says sheepishly:
" Yes sir…"
" Then why is there mustard on my burger "
“I’ll have to ask the burger maker sir…”
"No… I think I’ll ask Him "
Lee van cleef then hops over the mc donalds bench and starts pushing burger boys left right & center " Which one of you kids put mustard on my burger "
" I did it sir & I think westerns are for faggots "
Lee van cleef looks around with a crazy look in his eye & picks the boy up by the throat and drags him over to the deep fryer and begins to place his face into the deep fryer the patrons of the burger joint begin to scream with fear… Lee Van Cleef turns around & pulls a gun out and points it around the room
What does LEE VAN CLEEF DO NEXT ???[/quote]
LVC pulls the burger boy from the deep fryer and throws his lifeless corpse to the floor. Chunks of fried flesh and goo splatter as the boys face hits the floor. LVC raises his gun and points it in the direction of the remaining burger boys. He begins to point his gun at each boy one at a time.
"Eney" he moves to the next “miney” he moves to the next “moe”
LVC points the gun at the last and most scared looking burger boy.
"You boy…fix me a new burger!"
The room falls silent, the boy is too scared to respond. The boy begins to make a new burger. LVC stands behind the boy as he works, he splits his attention making sure to keep an eye on the remaining staff and patrons. As the boy is working he begins to sweat. LVC throws the boy a towel that was laying on the counter.
"Wipe your damn face punk. I don’t want my bun to be soggy."
The boy wipes the sweat from his brow and continues on. The boy finishes and sheepishly offers the burger to LVC. The patrons watch as LVC lowers his gun and takes a bite. Thinking that LVC has dropped his guard a large hulking man who had been quitly observing from the back decides to spring into action. He slowly rises from his table and starts to approach the front counter. LVC has his back to the man, he countines to eat the burger. The man gets a few feet from the counter. LVC quickly turns and pulls his gun. BANG! The large hulking man falls to the ground as blood spurts from his leg. He grabs at his wound and lets out a barrage of curse words. LVC jumps over the counter and pops the man in the head with the butt of his gun. The man is knocked out. LVC points his gun around the room.
"Anyone else feel like being a hero."
No one replys. LVC finishes off the last few bites of his burger and walks over to the runt who made it. LVC gives the boy a cock-eyed smirk. He raises his gun to the boys forehead and places the end of the barrel right on him. He leans in close to the boy and cocks the gun.
"I want you to know something boy."
The boy says nothing he looks as if is going to cry.
"That was the best damn burger I’ve ever ate in my life."
The boy faints and falls to the floor. LVC uncocks the gun and returns it to his holster. He removes his wallet from his back pocket and takes out a few dollars and tosses them on top of the unconcius burger boy. He begins to leave. The patrons scatter to the sides as LVC walks down the center towards the door. Before exiting LVC turns and looks around the room. Every eye is on him. He cracks a little smile.
"Next time you might wanna think twice before you fuck up someones order!"