The Last Film You Saw in the Cinema?

The Green Inferno
-Long waited return of the cannibal movies. :smiley: Eli Roth’s film follows closely to the tradition of the italian films of the 70’s and 80’s. Updating the genre to this day makes the difference between the cannibals and the civilized even more striking as the young people are always depended on their cell phones. Too bad that the film just ain’t that good. There’s some good scenes and some brutality but it’s lacking the really disturbing atmosphere of Cannibal Holocaust and other “classics”. Worst thing in the film is that it’s plagued by some really bad comedy scenes. Also, Roth couldn’t make a decent ending to the film and there’s something like 3-4 scenes in the end that could have been cut out, one of them even appears during the closing titles.

5/10

Over the past couple of months, I’ve seen the following films:

The Revenant - incredible, hypnotically good with some of the finest cinematography outside of a Malick film you’re likely to see. Film of the year without a doubt.
The Hateful Eight - perhaps Tarantino’s most serious film; it’s filled with references of course, but it never aims for the movie-movie knowingness which underpins so many of his other films. It’s relatively sober compared to his other works and Morricone’s score is excellent.
Youth - Michael Caine and Harvey Keitel are both very fine in this laid-back, occasionally overly sentimental film. Some nice moments, Paul Dano is memorable, but it’s too mawkish and the transcendence it aims for is never quite pulled off.
Hail, Caesar! - frequently funny, with some dead-on recreations of Old Hollywood cinema, it nevertheless feels like a decidedly minor Coen Brothers’ film, being a rather throwaway shaggy-dog story, even if we have a lot of enjoyment along the way.

Stefano Sollima: Suburra (2015)
-Excellent political mafia film from Sergios son. Intense film, very beautiful looking, violent and sexy. My only complaint would be some choice of music. Go and see it if you have the chance.

Hail, Caesar! (Joel & Ethen Coen, 2016

“Hail, Caesar!” (2016), directed by the Academy-award winning Coen Brothers, is a light-hearted portrayal of nineteen-fifties Hollywood, where large film studios are all powerful. In amongst the barbs and repartee, the Coens’ clearly feel an affinity with the era, and along with their cinematographer Roger Deakins, recreate the visual look of the decade with an uncanny precision. It’s the first film in years to recall the Technicolor brightness of American pictures of that time; it reveals a real affection, while still maintaining a clear-eyed sense of the iniquities of the then-studio system. Studio executives control their stars’ lives to the smallest degree, while waspish gossip columnists try to discover any scandal.

The Coens add into this mix a number of pastiches, not just of Roman and Biblical epics, but of Westerns and musicals, with a spot-on musical number featuring Channing Tatum as a sailor (in clear reference to “On the Town”, 1949), one of the film’s highlights. Being at heart a screwball comedy means the Coens’ darker impulses are kept in check so that even the malevolent group the Future, who abduct George Clooney, are seen as charmingly misguided.

Josh Brolin displays fine comic skill and brings a layer of nuance to his serially perturbed studio boss character, while the ensemble cast match the all-star extravaganzas so popular in the nineteen-fifties: everyone seems to appear, from Tilda Swinton to Scarlet Johansson, Jonah Hill to a very memorable Aldren Ehrenreich as a singing cowboy.

Perhaps one criticism that could be made is that it never becomes more than the sum of its parts: the script, by the Coens, offers a wonderful whirlwind of episodes, jumping from Ralph Fiennes’ refined director offering Ehrenreich elocution lessons to a distraught Brolin trying to hide the fact his biggest star is missing. Yet it never quite coheres into an organic whole and by the time it concludes, you’re left feeling that it is a rather slight, shaggy-dog story: a lot of fun and frequently amusing, but not one of the Coens’ masterworks, a minor work by major auteurs.

However, it would be churlish to deny the film’s many pleasures, from Carter Burwell’s score to the production design by Jess Gonchor, with costumes from Mary Zophres. It’s authentically nineteen-fifties and that alone is reason enough to see it; combined with witty performances and deft direction, it almost doesn’t matter that the film is about very little. Enjoy the ride and forget about the destination.

Hail Caesar - Los Coens

A lesser Coen, no doubt, maybe their weakest film so far, but les Coens are always worth a watch. The episodic structure doesn’t add to a fitting whole, but as always some nice scenes here and there. Positively said it is more than one might expect from the new Dolph Lundgren film. 6/10

Café Society (2016, Woody Allen)

Just got home from the avant première of Woody’s latest, Café Society (I’m slacking, haven’t seen his previous two movies); it was well-received in Cannes and did some good business at the box-office at home during its opening weekend. It’s a period romance (largely set in 30’s Hollywood) as well as an ensemble movie (partly set in New York) about a Jewish family.

Café Society is not Top Woody, but in some scenes it comes close. It reminded me a little of Radio Days, but it’s more stern and bitter in tone (one of the characters says: “Life is a comedy, but it’s one written by a sadistic comedy writer.” - Hell yeah).

As usual performances are superior and to me the only real problem was that the two angles (romance/ensemble) don’t really match: the romantic storyline of a young Jewish boy from the Bronx (Jesse Eisenberg) who travels to Hollywood and falls for a young woman (Kristen Stewart) who’s already engaged, is so incredibly strong that what happens to his family back home often feels like un unwelcome distraction. Lots of twists and turns, so you might not want to read too many revealing articles about it before watching the movie.

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REMEMBER (2015)

The latest movie by Canadian director Atom Egoyan. It tells the story of two old men, Zev (played by 86-year old Christopher Plummer) and Max (played by 87-years old Martin Landau), who are the last survivors of Auschwitz. Max is living in a wheelchair but his memories are still intact, Zev has dementia, but is still steady on his legs. Max has discovered that the man who has killed their families, a Nazi called Otto Wallisch, has escaped justice in the last days of the war by adopting the identity of one of his Jewish victims, Rudy Kurlander. Max has located four Kurlanders, but hasn’t been able to find out which one is Wallisch: he therefore asks Zev to use his notes and track down the murderer.

A geriatic revenge movie, you don’t see that very often, and watching Remember is an often unsettling affair that has - predictably - generated some conflicting comments. Critics unanimously praised Plummer’s performance, but Egoyan was criticized for using the Holocaust background and a MEMENTO-like plot (like the protagonist in that movie, Plummer must continually consult his notes to know who he is and what he’s doing) to tell a rather straightforward suspense story about a subject that needed a more subtle approach. The thriller genre doesn’t leave much room for contemplation and Egoyam’s trademark reflections on the fallibility of memory and perception are largely absent here. Remember is tremendously suspenseful and offers unexpected plot twists until the very last minutes, but in the end it may feel a little mechanical and superficial.

Toni Erdmann - Maren Ade

Film about a father named Winfried Conradi who wants to improve the life of his corporate consultant daughter by meeting her and her private and business relations as an ugly alter ego named Toni Erdmann. After a while Ines begins to accept him in his Toni role disturbing her cold world.
Complex film about a complex relation in a more puzzling than complex world. Ade’s very serious film is pretty funny. 9/10

The trailer was shown in the cinema where I watched REMEMBER. Film will be screened within two weeks, on tuesday night (non-blockbuster night in Turnhout). My first reaction was … No, not for me. I might reconsider.

Victoria (2015)

Shot in one, almost 140 minutes long shot (succeeded in third attempt), Victoria was on of the talked-about movies of the last year. Actors do very fine job in this real-time environment and character of Victoria is interesting (her illogical actions can be attributed to her troubled personality which is nicely established by few key scenes in the movie). But in the end, everything in this movie seems to serve that main gimmick.

For the first time on the big screen, this one:

It was this new remastered version at one of Zagreb’s last non-multiplex theaters. It seats around 1000. It was packed.

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Saw it on the big screen last week at my neighborhood theater. Excellent, highly recommend. 4/5

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Don’t know yet if I’m going to watch it in the theatre or wait for the DVD release.

I never really was a beatles fan (like them though), but they’re of course a cultural phenomenon of the first order. Don’t think a rock ensemble will ever create a hype of the same order.

They were before my time actually. I haven’t been a fan at any point but I do enjoy the historical and cultural significance. The restored 30 min.footage from Shea Stadium in NY was entertaining and I don’t mean musically. I saw it with a friend who attended their performance in Portland in '65 and she had a great time and is seeing it again this weekend.

Last movie I saw at the theater was Dr. Strangelove, courtesy of TCM.

Are we gonna talk about this movie here or what? Everybody else seems to do be doing it :slight_smile:

(This topic has been on ice for while, wasn’t it?)

La La Land looks very promising, even if it seems to become an Oscar movie, which is mostly a sign for so, so films.

The last film I saw in a cinema, was ‘Alien vs. Predator’, twelve years ago, in 2005. This was at a cinema, in Jersey.

Two weeks prior, I’d attended an afternoon showing of ‘I, Robot’ (Will Smith), and had a great time…the cinema was almost empty, and I was able to sit at the back with a few home-made snacks, plus a bottle of wine…brill!

The ‘Alien vs. Predator’ was a different experience…
I sat at the back of the cinema, and ended up with three or four knob-heads sitting next to me…the kind who like to loudly pass comment during the film, and also have their flippin’ mobiles going off every second of the day!
You know the kind…the ones whose foreheads enter a room, before they do.
If I could have changed seats, and sat next to a human, rather than a degenerate Neanderthal, I would have…but the cinema was pretty much packed…

It put me off ever going to the cinema again.

I rarely go to cinema these days:

  • popcorn/crisps etc. - they used to sell popcorn, crisps and candy bars in the past in cinemas as well, but I can’t remember that people eating the stuff used to spoil the movie experience; today younger visitors not only seem to devore popcorn or crisps, but they also have a habit to talk while they’re devoring. An awful sound.
  • cellphones - people can’t do without their cellphones these days, not even when they’re watching a movie
  • sound - I’m a bit hard of hearing, so you’d say I’d be happy with strong sound systems, but when you’re HOH it hurts when sounds are too loud, and in most cinemas the sound level is far too high
  • multiplex - I don’t like those multiplex cinemas, they remind me of factories, and most of them show blockbusters most of the time; apart from westerns, I prefer French and italian cinema to the usual Hollywood stuff so I have to go to Antwerp or Brussels for ‘a cinema du quartier’ for a movie I really like

My average these days is one trip to cinema per month, I would be happy if it was per week rather than a month.

For me, no other movie experience can compare to cinema. When I’m at the theater I easily get sucked in in the movie, at home it is much harder to accomplish.

And to me, all those complaints - popcorn, loud kids, cellphones - are not that hard to avoid. Every cinema is not a multiplex, and every movie is not Star Wars. When I saw Bone Tomahawk there were only four of us in the room. Just avoid blockbusters and weekends and you have pretty much eliminated most of those annoyances. But, different strokes for different folks I guess.