If anybody does an SW remake, it should be the italians.
Any attempts to “Hollywoodize” an SW would royally fuck it up.
I can see it now…
Budget $50 Million
Directed by Brett Ratner
Starring: Starring Cedric the entertainer as Sabata, Ashton Kutcher as Banjo, Josh Harnett as Stengel, Screech from Saved by the Bell as Carrincha
Music performed by David Lawrence (of American Pie and High School musical fame), Music sung and performed by Kelly Clarkson
An epic story where Sabata fights evil to win the heart of the woman he loves (played by Jennifer Anniston)