Ninja films

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[size=7][i]Return of the Ninja Dad

Revenge of the Ninja Dad

Ninj Dad Strikes Back!

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[size=7]Django Sfida Ninja Dad[/size]

[size=7]A Ninja Sword For Ninja Dad[/size]

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Ninja Dad Meets Mother Ninja at Red River of Fury

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Ninja Dad Meets Mother Ninja at Red River of Fury Part II: Fall of the Ninja Pants
Ninja Dad Meets Mother Ninja at Red River of Fury Part III: Rise of the Ninja Son

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Ninja Dad Meets Mother Ninja at Red River of Fury Part IIII: Rise Of Col. Douglas Mortimer, Who Would Become A Bounty Killer In Almeria

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Ninja Dad Meets Mother Ninja at Red River of Fury Part V: Col. Douglas Mortimer, Who Became A Bounty Killer In Almeria, Registers An Account On The SWDB Forum and Begins Posting About How To Make Good Horror Films Among Other Assorted Topics

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Ninja Dad Meets Mother Ninja at Red River of Fury Part VI: Col. Douglas Mortimer Who Became A Bounty Killer In Almeria And Registerd On The SWDB Forum And Posts About How To Make A Good Horror Film Posts A Post About Ninja Films In This Topic

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Ninja Dad Meets Mother Ninja at Red River of Fury Part VII: After Col. Douglas Mortimer, Bounty Killer And Registerd SWDB Forum Poster, Posts A Post About Ninja Films In This Topic, A Massive List of Ridiculous Ninja Titles Are Then Posted By Other Registered Posters and Autephex, Sensing Other Members Growing Annoyance, Debates Whether Or Not To Post Another Ninja Dad Title

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LOL remember in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze, Vanilla ice did a cameo performing the song “Ninja Rap”?

Well after this thread I can’t get the doggone song outta my head but with the lyrics changed to “Ninja Dad”.

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Ninja, Ninja… DAD!

Ninja, Ninja… DAD!

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Ninja Dad: In The Land Of Hades

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Ninja Dad Kills Them All and Comes Back Alone

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And Drinks A Beer

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Good kids go to the orphanage, bad kids get… Ninja Dad!

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Anyone seen it yet?

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I was just looking at this topic yesterday and about to ask if there were any more ninja films… not sure what I think about Ninja Assassin… looks kinda cool but also looks maybe a bit too polished for my taste. Might just wait for the DVD on that one… then maybe I just can’t get rid of this bad taste in my mouth from the Matrix films

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Man, I am with you on this! To me NINJA ASSASSIN looks like…well…I don’t know…maybe a Matrix update or a modern-ized CROUCHING TIGER HIDDEN DRAGON. Too much CGI in just the previews for me.

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Ninja Assassin looks like a perfect example of a film that is absolute pure shit but you wanna see it anyways.

Apparently lead role is played by some model/dancer named Rain. Ugghhh.

NINJA SISSY is more like it.

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Exactly my feelings.

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theyre gonna show Enter the Ninja with Franc Nero tonight on the MGM channel…fuck and yes!