I like it too, the suffix -ship (German: -schaft, Dutch: -schap) does exist in English, so why not suffership
Conversation A.D. 1990:
"What a suffership, losing on penalties again', said sir Bobby Robson to his assistent
"You are right, you lordship!"
"We're going to have shiploads of criticism, I suppose"
"yeah, shitloads too"
"Then don't read the newspapers tomorrow, read a good book instead;"
"Which one? Watership Down?"
"Ship of Fools"
"Jesus Christ! I'm not passionate about that one"