Ah right. Thanks.
I wish I’d seen that…I’d have considered buying it especially if it was signed by Law.
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Not that it matters, but I did actually buy (and still have) a photo identical to this, with signature, approx. 24-25 years ago, on E-Bay. The sellers told me that they had a signing deal with John Phillip Law.
My autographed pic looks very similar to the one pic above…
Since I obtained my autograph, I’ve learnt not to take anything at face value. I’ve examined many John Phillip Law autographs, and it certainly looks genuine to me…
I would need to dig mine out, but I remember that the signature is perhaps in gold writing…?
Unlike John ‘Die Hard 2’ McClane, maybe I was in the right place at the right time…
Another JPL autograph example…
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Anyway, back to the thread in hand…
What better way to re-start the ‘Just for a Laugh’ than the top 10 moments from ‘Fawlty Towers’…
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Would you give a dwarf salesman the time of day, or give him short thirft?
We call it shit
The Americans call it crap
Politicians call it the gift of the gab
I saw a derelict car taking a poo the other day…it was a junk pile.
There are only three things that have given me pleasure in life…and I’m pleased to say that they are all still in working order…
It pains me to say this…so I wont.
Best Man:
“I’ve known the groom since he was a wee man…he still is because he’s incontinent.”
Zombies…a dead f…g loss
In Britain… St. George crosses now being painted on zebra crossings…
I found an ambulance parked on one the other day, thinking it was a loading bay…
A racing track discussion…don’t get me started on that one!
A Welsh sheep farmer in the UK was arrested on the charge of bestiality by singing to his flock. His choice of song was the Frank Ifield hit, ‘I Remember Ewe’…
A elderly lady who had always strictly followed the strict rules of etiquette when crossing the road…‘Look left, look right, then left again’…attempted to cross a quite country road…
She was crushed by a falling helicopter…
The ‘Game of Thrones’ actor, Peter Dinklage, came in to my cafe the other day. He ate, drank, and made small-talk…
I don’t think he was happy when he was mistaken for a door-stop.
My doctor seems to think that I have a fixation with round fruit… he thinks it may be Melon-choly.
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… I’ll be sharing that one with the family - Cheers!
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“Are your glasses thick lens…?”
“No, they’re mine…”
I met a triangle and a square the other day…
Unfortunately, they don’t move in the same circles as I do…
I’m a born architect…sometimes my life goes off at a tangent.
Bars now sell the ‘Titanic’ cocktail. The drink is nothing special, but beware when they offer you the crushed ice to go with it…!
I saw an advert for a mobile scooter… £300 flat rate. I bought it, and the tyres were deflated.
If a turtle and tortoise have hard shells, then why are they so shy?
I have thick skin…I should know because the last tattooist had to use a jack hammer.
There is nothing worse than a smart arse…it is cheeky, and gets to grin at its own toilet humour.
A Dung beetle says to his friend: “Why do you keep bringing me to these dumps…”
Bin men don’t have it easy, do they? The rubbish they put up with…
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Told some free AI tool I found on google to generate some SWDb posters for me, here are my first two attempts:
This tumbleweed looks like sperm, hahaha
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Yep. Spermweed. It was a think in the west back then. 
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Could not decide to use a revolver or Winchester in the first picture 
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