Just for a laugh

I watched the film TOP SECRET last night. It is Val Kilmer’s movie debut and he does a mean Elvis type. Plenty of rock n’ roll numbers and a great supporting cast which includes Mr Carson the butler from Downton Abbey and Warren Clarke from CLOCKWORK ORANGE.
Made by the AIRPLANE crew it is decent entertainment but not of the same calibre as AIRPLANE. 3 out five for this one. :slightly_smiling_face:

Any time, any place, Prickless One.
Your opinion counts for nothing, because all you ever do is stir the pot, to see if the shit is simmering.
Don’t fecking start on me, as you did three years ago…
Take your anti-social bull crap, and shove it in your empty re-cycle bin, that poses as a brain…
If you don’t like socialising, then this isn’t the site for you.
Already spent too much time on this waste of space…

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… I’m not getting involved in any arguments today, but that is really funny.

Thank-you gentlemen. Back on topic please.


I’ve watched it about 20 times since you posted it and it keeps getting funnier.

Those are certainly all words

Ronnie Barker enters the shop, wearing a scruffy tank-top and beanie)
BARKER: Four Candles!
CORBETT: Four Candles?
BARKER: Four Candles.
(Ronnie Corbett makes for a box, and gets out four candles. He places them on the counter)
BARKER: No, four candles!
CORBETT (confused): Well there you are, four candles!
BARKER: No, fork 'andles! 'Andles for forks!
(Ronnie Corbett puts the candles away, and goes to get a fork handle. He places it onto the counter)CORBETT (muttering): Fork handles. Thought you said ‘four candles!’32B38ED800000578-0-image-m-34_1459425409632

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