I watched the film TOP SECRET last night. It is Val Kilmer’s movie debut and he does a mean Elvis type. Plenty of rock n’ roll numbers and a great supporting cast which includes Mr Carson the butler from Downton Abbey and Warren Clarke from CLOCKWORK ORANGE.
Made by the AIRPLANE crew it is decent entertainment but not of the same calibre as AIRPLANE. 3 out five for this one. 
Any time, any place, Prickless One.
Your opinion counts for nothing, because all you ever do is stir the pot, to see if the shit is simmering.
Don’t fecking start on me, as you did three years ago…
Take your anti-social bull crap, and shove it in your empty re-cycle bin, that poses as a brain…
If you don’t like socialising, then this isn’t the site for you.
Already spent too much time on this waste of space…
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… I’m not getting involved in any arguments today, but that is really funny.
Thank-you gentlemen. Back on topic please.
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I’ve watched it about 20 times since you posted it and it keeps getting funnier.
Those are certainly all words
Ronnie Barker enters the shop, wearing a scruffy tank-top and beanie)
BARKER: Four Candles!
CORBETT: Four Candles?
BARKER: Four Candles.
(Ronnie Corbett makes for a box, and gets out four candles. He places them on the counter)
BARKER: No, four candles!
CORBETT (confused): Well there you are, four candles!
BARKER: No, fork 'andles! 'Andles for forks!
(Ronnie Corbett puts the candles away, and goes to get a fork handle. He places it onto the counter)CORBETT (muttering): Fork handles. Thought you said ‘four candles!’
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“You dirty old man…”
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An all time classic … can’t remember how many times I’ve seen this, it never gets old. 
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David Frye was excellent, and his Henry Fonda, and Rod Steiger impersonations, are simply uncanny…
Wouldn’t it have been great if he’d re-enacted some of their dialogue from the Spaghetti Westerns…
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Oh dear, I probably said ‘Hello’ to a few strangers when I was in Kent last year … what a faux pas!
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Hey Amigos,
The previous summer to help our relatives get through the early pandemic stages, my Mom did a daily group text of funny things to cheer everyone up. A contribution I made was taking a bunch of SW titles and putting COVID in the title so bad things could happen to it. I hope you find them as amusing and hope sparking like my family and friends did:
Ammazzali Tutti e Torna Solo - Kill All the COVIDS and Come Back Alone
Vado, Vedo, e Sparo - I Came, I Saw…I Shot COVID
Una Bara per lo Sceriffo - A Coffin for COVID
Prega il Morto e Ammazza il Vivo - Shoot the COVIDS and Pray for the Dead
Se Incontri Sartana Prega per la Tua Morte - If COVID Meets Sartana…It Prays for Death
And Here’s an extra of it
Los Buitres Cavaran tu Fosa - And May the Crows Dig COVIDS Grave
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Never Got British Humor (or as they say in British Humour)
Don’t Find It Funny 
Only “Flesh Wound” if I’m being Honest 
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Very poignant at a time when we say goodbye to Prince Phillip…
Perhaps I should have posted it in ‘Talk Whatever’…
No disrespect intended…
Priceless…