How to survive in a spaghetti western

We can’t ask them, their all dead. ;D

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You wiseguy! 8) 8) 8) ;D ;D ;D

Except your name happens to be Gentleman Joe…

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Try to become friends with a big number of Italian screenwriters, the most the better.

If you meet Ringo Starr, don’t tell him, that he is a pig…he’ll remember that.

…and dont steal his woma/en.

Befriend an annoying kid with a high-pitched voice. The bad guys will think that enough punishment in itself and refrain from killing you outright.