December 31st? Well then, we need a rousing burst of Auld Spag Syne, pronto. Wassail!
Ahem.
(cough)
(to be sung at the stroke of midnight, to the tune of Auld Lang Syne)
Sartana, Django, Companeros,
Minnesota Clay,
Return of Ringo, Pistoleros,
Any Gun Can Play.
For Auld Spag Syne, amigos,
Auld Spag Syne!
We’ll take a jug of bourbon yet,
For the sake of Auld Spag Syne!
Fort Yuma Gold, One Silver Dollar,
Acquasanta Joe,
Machine Gun Killers, Day of Anger,
God Forgives, I Don’t.
For Auld Spag Syne, amigos,
Auld Spag Syne!
We’ll take a jug of bourbon yet,
For the sake of Auld Spag Syne!
The Specialists, The Mercenary,
Arizona Colt,
The Ugly Ones, The Dirty Outlaws,
Texas Adios.
For Auld Spag Syne, amigos,
Auld Spag Syne!
We’ll take a jug of bourbon yet,
For the sake of Auld Spag Syne!
Garringo, Shango, Viva Django,
Find a Place to Die,
My Name is Pecos, Twice a Judas,
Vengeance is Mine.
For Auld Spag Syne, amigos,
Auld Spag Syne!
We’ll take a jug of bourbon yet,
For the saaaake, of Auld, Spag, Syyyyyyyyyne!
