This is just a little game. Let’s SW-ize the Great Classics.
A few examples:
Death Played Chess (guess what)
Showdown in Death Valley (Greed)
Prepare To Die, Bastard… My Name Is Tony Montana (Scarface)
Nine Gloriosus Bastards (Fellowship of the Ring) or: Strider Is My Name… Prepare To Die!
For a Few Orcs More (The Two Towers) or: Strider Is Here… Buy Your Coffin Now
Let’ Go To Kill Orcs, Tierra y Libertad! (Return of the King, Zapata version) or: Return of the Strider
A Cloud of Smoke… Cry of Creedence… Lebowski Is Coming
Colt Fiction
12 Angry Gunmen
Pistoleros of the Lost Ark
Citizen Django
A Stagecoach Named Desire
Who’s Afraid of Ringo Woolf?
I know what you did last funeral, Sartana!
Gunman & Robin
Laredo machine gun massacre
Any given shootout
JFK McGregor
Gringo holocaust
Not another spaghetti western
Raiders of the lost saloon
Laredo Pie
Stagecoach Carter
The third pistolero
Alien vs Ringo
The San Miguel strangler
Raging bullets
Gangs of San Miguel
The pistolero behind the iron mask
Sartana: Portrait of a serial killer
Escape from Laredo
Ringo wears Prada
How Django got his groove back
The gringo who knew too much
Snowwhite and the seven mercenaries
… and an (unintentionally) nice one from black metallers Darkthrone:
Grave with a view
White men can’t shoot
Gunplay of the living dead
Rise of the silver Django
Superman kills them all
Don’t be a menace to Silver City while drinking your whiskey in the saloon
Last saloon on the left
ET the bastard