Give SW-like titles to famous movies

DUTCH COURAGE (Bad Lieutenant)

A coupla Disney’s …

A Hundred and one Dalmations for a Massacre
Cinderella’s here … trade your Pumpkin for a Stagecoach

Dr. Sartana or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love all those Gadgets
Donnie Django
Run, Man, Run… The Godfather’s in Town
His name was Bruce Wayne, But They Call Him Batman

This Man Can’t Die -> Unbreakable
Suck You Sucker -> Deep Throat

Tommorrow Sartana never dies aka Sartana dies another day aka Die another Day … Sartana is coming aka Never Say Sabata again
Gringo Town, I kill you!
Ringo’s Baby
Dance of the dead Gringos
The Sartana Supremacy
Little Miss Sabata
Arsenic and Old Lazyhand
Django in Wonderland
The Saloon by the Cementary
Outlaws of the West: The Curse of the Black Bandido
Badman Begins
Being Django

Catch me if you Can (The Big Gundown) :wink:

Superman XL, Superman XXXL, Superman XXXXXXXXXL (The last three movies of Marlon Brando)

" a quantum of dollars" ;D

Three Gunfighters and the Roulette of Death (Deer Hunter)
My Name’s Travis Bickle… Pray Before I Shoot You
The Outlaw, the Sheriff, the Whore and the Revolution (Les Misérables, Zapata version)
They Call Him the Opera Ghost… Fear His Wrath! (Phantom of the Opera)
Revenge of the Barber aka Death Has A Fancy Chair aka Cut-Throats of London aka Kill Them All, Django… And Bake Them In A Pie! (guess what)

I hope its not a musical hehe

It is, but other musicals with their fluffy pink-and-sugar world would fly from it… :stuck_out_tongue: And it has a sympathetic psychopath who wears suspenders, a funny baker with two red buns and some great bad guys. I mean the stage version - the movie is a joke.

Some of the Golden Tuco Nominates 2009: ;D

Shoot after reading
Burn after shooting
Django Mia!
Happy Kill Lucky
The curious cases of Sartana and Django

My additions mostly play to the phony Django titles on so many SW’s.

Blazing Saddles - DJANGO COMMEDIA

Star Wars - DJANGO, TRADE YOUR PISTOLS FOR A LIGHT SABER

The Godfather - HIS NAME IS DJANGO…HE DIED LONG BEFORE THE EVENTS IN THIS MOVIE

Ben Hur - DJANGO AND SARTANA AREN’T IN THIS MOVIE (At least it would be more truth in advertising than in many SW titles)

Band Of Dirty Brothers
Meet Navajo Joe Black
Once Upon A Time In The West Wing
Rambo Kill, If You Speak, Slur
Dirty Gringo, Crazy Ringo
Dr Phibes Rides A Horse
Spaghetti Western Promises
Every Which Way But Noose
The Good, The Bad & William Defoe

Heh. These are all pretty darned good. Have to admit that THE GREAT SILENCE OF THE LAMBS got me to giggling the most, though. ;D

Alfie Shoots Last