Cry, Onion! / Cipolla Colt (Enzo G. Castellari, 1975)

It’s a fool’s errand.

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I’ve already endured the 2 Providence movies and the 2 Tricky Dicky movies - can’t see that this would be much worse.

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I have it on the Koch Media 3 disc Nero blu ray box set, but can’t summon the courage…

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It’s a kids movie, so it’s hokey, but there are fun moments. Definitely better than the Providence movies in my opinion. I do wish Nero had done his own English dub. The Jimmy Stewart voice is really odd.

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Despite being a Nero fan I’ve never seen this one. I just made it through about 20 seconds of the trailer…

However, the oil field in the background of one shot looks quite unusual and cool for an SW.

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If you’re a Nero fan, you should be at least somewhat entertained by his Terrence Hill imitation. It’s also directed by Casterelli, so it has interesting cinematography. But be prepared for a lot of cheese and an unbearable talking horse.

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Yeah, interesting that Hill starts off imitating Nero in Preparati la Bara and later on Nero imitates Hill in this pile of junk.

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Saw it in the cinema where it was a double-bill together with “5 men Amy” (the movie I was going for). Both movies were introduced by dutch director Maritn Koolhoven.

Not the best movie to introduce my son to the genre :joy:. He is still talking about eating whole unions and wonders what it was all about. Can’t blaim him as I more or less felt the same. They made some weird movies at the end of the western era in Italy…

Koolhoven mentioned the Hill / Nero shift as well and the “Stewart way” Nero was dubbed. Been looking for a copy but it is not really available.

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Funny, I was actually thinking this might be a good one to start my kid off with when he’s a bit older (he’s only 1 so it’ll be awhile yet).

Almost 2 decades ago, I found this movie accidentally, watched the Italian version with English subs, really enjoyed it and wanted to share it with my two young sons. I went to ridiculous lengths to find an English dub… ended up involving me purchasing a dvd copy from someone in Canada who kindly obliged & shipped to me in Australia. My sons were around 4 and 8 years old and they enjoyed it and watched it with me a few times. My eldest still has nostagic fondness for it, as do I. Unfortunately throughout some subsequent moving house episodes, I no longer have the dvd and it is impossible to find to purchase or torrent. I haven’t even been able to find english subs that align to the Italian downloads. Every few years I search again for this missing piece of my heart, usually when I am unwell or melancholly because I find it comforting. I think I love it for all the reasons most of you show it such disdain :smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

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Location have been added to the movie page!

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