A TOWN CALLED BASTARD
SHOOT THE LIVING, PRAY FOR THE DEAD
I heard the food there is great. I’m planning my next vacation there.
It is next to a town called son of a bitch! Great golf course there…
If You Meet Sartana, Pray for Your Death
Vengeance is My Forgiveness
Great cross country skiing too!
I like titles that begin with And…
And They Smelled the Strange, Exciting, Dangerous Scent of Dollars
And The Crows Will Dig Your Grave
And God Said To Cain
And for a Roof a Sky Full of Stars
And His Name Was Holy Ghost
[quote=“autephex, post:129, topic:1281”]I like titles that begin with And…[/quote]And Now… Make Your Peace with God, another good one.
Ah yes! An excellent one
I like the sound of
Beyond the Law
It sounds big, round, woody.
Haven’t seen it yet butthe title Vendetta at Dawn surly sounds great. I’ll find out if the movie is.
FULL HOUSE FOR THE DEVIL
Strange Tale of Minnesota Stinky
hahahaha
[quote=“Col. Douglas Mortimer, post:135, topic:1281”]Strange Tale of Minnesota Stinky
hahahaha[/quote]
haha… that’s probably got to be the worst title I can think of
They call him Cemetary.
Some of the titles I like best
Dio in cielo… Arizona in terra/God in Heaven… Arizona on Earth
Con lui cavalca la morte/Death Rides Along With Him
La Colt era il suo Dio/The Colt Was His God
Quelle sporche anime dannate/Those Dirty Damned Souls
Testa t’ammazzo, croce… sei morto… Mi chiamano Alleluja/Heads I Kill You, Tails… You’re Dead… They Call Me Hallelujah
Il suo nome gridava vendetta/A Name That Cried Revenge
E vennero in quattro per uccidere Sartana/Four Came to Kill Sartana
Ammazzali tutti e torna solo/Kill Them All and Come Back Alone
Domani passo a salutare la tua vedova… parola di Epidemia/My Horse… My Gun… Your Widow
Chiedi perdono a Dio… non a me/May God Forgive You… But I Won’t
Passa Sartana… E’ l’ombra della tua morte/Shadow of Sartana… Shadow of Your Death
In nome del padre, del figlio e della Colt/In the Name of the Father, the Son and the Colt
Prega Dio… e scavati la fossa!/Pray to God and Dig Your Grave
E il terzo giorno arrivò il Corvo/On the Third Day Arrived the Crow
Buon funerale amigos! … Paga Sartana/Have a Good Funeral, My Friend… Sartana Will Pay
And for the Weirdest title in my opinion the choice is narrowed down to these two SWs 
Lo ammazzò come un cane… ma lui rideva ancora/He Killed Him Like A Dog… But He Was Still Laughing
Su le mani, cadavere! Sei in arresto/Raise Your Hands, Dead Man, You’re Under Arrest
some of my favourite titles:
fasthand is still my name
sartana does not forgive
django kill if you live shoot
kill them all and come back alone
apocalypse joe
and god said to cain
a hole in the forehead
may god forgive’s you but i won’t
shoot the living pray for the dead
kill them all and come back alone
death rides a horse
a cloud of dust… cry of death… sartana is coming
Death Rides a Horse 8).
A true heavy metal title!!!
I have 2 faves, the simple yet effective Pray To God And Dig Your Grave, and the Italian title for Ben And Charlie, something like ‘Amigo, Stay Within A Palms reach…’ I think.
Go Kill Everybody and Come Back Alone is a decent title. “Everybody” just seems really final. “Everybody” where? In the saloon? In Texas? On Earth? I quite like The Ruthless Four too. Sounds like a superhero caper. Or perhaps the exploits of a gang of glitter-clad space-travelling rappers/breakdancers from the planet Bambaataa.
As much as the super-long-winded ones are fun though, my favourite title remains [size=14pt]The Hellbenders[/size]. Sounds nothing like a Spag, sounds like a disaffected rebellious youth Mondo movie from the American drive-ins of the fifties. Or maybe an Ed Wood classic.