Chris Casey's Card CAPTION COMPETITION

Ha ha ha ha!!! Like that one!


[size=12pt]“Cuban Cigars by any chance?” [/size]

[quote=“Reverend Danite, post:97, topic:2199”]Cheers chaps - this one caught my eye…

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[size=18pt]“And there’s even more up my ass!”[/size]

Ha ha ha ha…!!!
;D

[size=12pt]Can I offer you with a little something?[/size]

[quote=“Reverend Danite, post:97, topic:2199”]

[/quote]-I got 'em in all sizes and colours: 10 inches, 12 inches, pink, black…
-Well, mister. You just made a deal.

[quote=“Reverend Danite, post:97, topic:2199”]Cheers chaps - this one caught my eye…

[/quote]oooohhhhhhhh i am disapointed… when you said there’s gonna be a big bang, i thought…

How much for the buttplugs?

[size=14pt]Thanks to Sabata, the maestro suddenly had many batons to choose from[/size]

[quote=“Reverend Danite, post:97, topic:2199”]Cheers chaps - this one caught my eye…

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[size=12pt]Wait till you see where I keep the mustard[/size]

LOL. Blunt and to the point. My favourite so far :slight_smile:

[size=14pt]I said “for this job, we’re gonna need a coach full of Djangos” - not “a coat full of dildos”![/size]

Anymore - or I’ll close the bidding at about 8pm (cider o’clock) tonight.

Gosh, most of these entries are so rude. Dillinger will tell you how easily ofended I am.

[size=14pt]“Lot 64 - smoking jacket, previously owned by one Fidel Castro”[/size]

[quote=“Reverend Danite, post:112, topic:2199”][size=14pt]I said “for this job, we’re gonna need a coach full of Djangos” - not “a coat full of dildos”![/size]

Anymore - or I’ll close the bidding at about 8pm (cider o’clock) tonight.[/quote]
Hahaha

Buttplugs, cigars, explosives or hotdogs? None of these are they, brethren!
It’s Bill San Antonio’s caption that does it for me. So dildoes they are then!

We turn it over to the mighty Bill San Antonio…!

Jiihaa my turn! I found this bit funny:

[size=14pt]- The last one to the hill is a moron!

  • Hey, what about me?![/size]

[quote=“Bill san Antonio, post:117, topic:2199”]Jiihaa my turn! I found this bit funny:

[/quote]b]no ! no more please, i won’t fart again!

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