Chris Casey's Card CAPTION COMPETITION


(scherpschutter) #1

[size=14pt]Come on let’s twist again[/size]

[quote author=Silence link=topic=625.msg86520#msg86520 date=1264433121]

[size=14pt]A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse![/size]

[quote=“Silence, post:1198, topic:555”]

Are those two guns or are you just happy to stand behind me?[/quote]


(Reverend Danite) #2

Right - here we are. Somebody puts up [size=12pt]one[/size] lobby card (or poster) from the database (as has been going on “latest contributions”) [I suppose you could just link to your own card if you wish] and we add our captions as we see fit. When that has run its course, the putter-upper choses a winner and then they, in turn, get to choose the next competition pic and eventually, the new winner.
And so it goes.
I think Brother Chris should start us off - mainly because out of big [size=14pt]respect[/size] for him having done so much in this particular area with these great images of his (thankyou Chris) - and also cos I’ve got no idea how to link this to the piccies, of course :P.
Could be fun… ;D
Over to you Chris…

[Edit - this thread is named the CCCCC - to acknowledge the amount of work CC’s put in to the database - I don’t believe we just have to use his cards tho’ - Brother dicfish has put loads in (respect), and there’s nothing to stop you linking to your own of course as well.]


(Chris_Casey) #3

Cheers, Rev! And many thanks for the kind words!

I made a terrible mess out of trying to merge the posts from the “latest contributions” thread to this thread. So, I won’t be trying that again (maybe someone younger and with more computer savvy can assist us with that?).

At any rate…
I will get things going by posting one of my favorite “what the heck?” Lobby Cards. This one from DON’T WAIT, DJANGO…SHOOT!


(Mortimer) #4

[size=12pt]THE GREAT ORSONO PERFORMS HIS WORLD FAMOUS LEVITATING GUN ILLUSION[/size].


(Mortimer) #5


[size=12pt]Two more satisfied customers at Brokeback Mountain Water Park.[/size]


(Spaghetti Monkey) #6

Proof that Fernando Sancho’s method of ‘snap shooting’ should not be attempted by novice’s.


(I...I...Idiot) #7

[quote=“scherpschutter, post:1, topic:2199”]

[size=14pt]“it’s fun to stay at the Y.M.C…aw, fuck it!”[/size][/quote]


(Søren) #8

LOL.


(Reverend Danite) #9

[size=12pt]Arriving back from holiday, Harm Siepel introduces the new co-star for his latest film - The Invisible Ninja Assassin of the West[/size]


(Bill san Antonio) #10

[quote=“Spaghetti Monkey, post:6, topic:2199”]Proof that Fernando Sancho’s method of ‘snap shooting’ should not be attempted by novice’s.[/quote]btw, it’s not Sancho. it’s Pedro Sanchez.


(Søren) #11

Nobody’s saying that it is. Sancho is the pro, Sanchez is the novice :slight_smile:


(Bill san Antonio) #12

[quote=“Søren, post:11, topic:2199”]Nobody’s saying that it is. Sancho is the pro, Sanchez is the novice :)[/quote]aah, ok. Now I got it. Haha, that is a funny caption :smiley:


(Reverend Danite) #13

[size=12pt]An art critic explains how Banksy’s wall murals are becoming far too esoteric these days.[/size]


(Yodlaf Peterson) #14

[size=14pt]HEY!!! NO TELIKENESIS, THAT’S CHEATING![/size]


(John Welles) #15

[size=12pt]The Force is with this one![/size]


(Reverend Danite) #16

[size=12pt]I know I was asking for gunslingers, but that’s hardly what I meant … [/size]


(Starblack) #17

[size=14pt]Pedro quickly regretted having peyote for breakfast[/size]


(Mortimer) #18
[size=12pt][b]I know I was asking for gunslingers, but that's hardly what I meant .... [/b] [/size]
BRAVO!

(Starblack) #19

[size=14pt]They hadn’t quite got the hang of Riverdance[/size]


(John Welles) #20

[size=12pt]John Travolta’s great-grandfather’s have caught the Saturday night Fever…[/size]