[size=18pt]`Bitch, I told you not to make a mess in here!´[/size]
[size=24pt]KISS ME ![/size]
I’m liking the cut of BL’s jib so far.
You like the rude stuff.
Well, yes, I admit that, but you certainly get points for persistence Dillinger!
Really? :-*
[size=14pt]YOU OWE ME MONEY MOTHERFUCKER![/size]
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[size=14pt]YOU OWE ME MONEY MOTHERFUCKER![/size][/quote]
Starblack will love that one 
[size=12pt]Hey, Stella! Hey, STELLAAA! [/size]
[size=12pt]Where the hell is my other black sock?[/size]
[size=12pt]Finding birdshit on the arm of his new jacket, Jeff was merciless in his quest to track down the culprit… “Eat lead ya motherfuckin’ Pigeon!”[/size]
Like Mortimer’s one and Rev’s of course ;D.
Ditto!
I like both of those, as well.
But, there is a lot to be said for BL’s last one, too! 
;D
[size=10pt]I fell asleep on the beach and someone superglued this gun to my hand. Ay Carumba![/size]
This is a tough one.
A toss-up between BL, Mortimer and the Rev.
I suppose we can’t expect them to face off, a la GBU, so I’m going with… the Rev! For his fine attention to detail.
Good choice!
[quote=“Reverend Danite, post:97, topic:2199”]Cheers chaps - this one caught my eye…
[size=14pt]“Hotdog, sir?”[/size]
Hehe - nice.