Yep, wrong shoe size
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[size=14pt]“Now, that’s what I call a shit kicker!”[/size]
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[size=12pt]I love the smell of stinky feets in the morning[/size]
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Wonder if he has any shoe polish in his saddle bag…
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Well, yeah, I told that guy that I’m not that good in strip poker, but … hmmm … it seems I forgot to tell him that I’m also a bad loser. Life’s a lefthander for some, isn’t it?
[size=12pt]Wish you were here.[/size]
“Well, I normally just f*ck sheep, so this is quite a find!”
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[size=14pt]“That awkward moment when you realize you’re in a shit Spagh.”[/size]
Daryl “Blue Jeans” McCoy (left) died of boredom waiting for Chuck Connor’s Brother to call the latest round of Chris Casey’s Card Caption Competition. “Thermals” McGee (right) was pretty pissed off waiting, too.
[b]I Spit On Your Boots: The Robert Woods edition[b]
Please kill me!
Alot of good ones… last.caress wins for his last one, looks exactly like that is happening
[size=18pt]I WIN! YESSSSS![/size]
[size=14pt]I AM THE F*CKING CAPTION BUNNNNG!!! ADMIRE ME, AS I SLING MY MAN-YOGHURT ALL UP YOUR CURTAINS!![/size]
You know, et cetera.
With thanks to sexy CC’sB for taking the time to make the right choice. 
So, what in flipping flip is happening here in this still from Tinto Brass’ Yankee (1966), you muddyflippers?
It is common knowledge that Tinto Brass went a little overboard in his 1966 film Yankee Panky in which he tried to combine porn, Leonardo Da Vinci drawing The Vitruvian Man and itinerant circus family of gypsies terrorizing the Wild West
[size=12pt]“Bastard - when I said I wanted his stiff cock for my butt - I didn’t mean a stuffed hen on a barrel!”[/size]
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And now for my next trick…
Oh, come on chaps! I was about to call it! Can’t call it with four bloody entrants.
I’ll call it - poor turnout or not - tomorrow lunchtime(ish).
[size=12pt]I said I want you to take a firm hand with my cock - NOT a farmhand - and not that literally![/size]