I have a favourite so far.
I’ll decide in a few hours time after some beerlagerciders should anybody else wish to contribute?
After many fraught minutes (and a couple more ciders) pondering on this - I have to give it to Brother Bill.
Besides anything else, I’m thrilled that a previously unheard of peer’s antics have reached his faraway foreign shores.
What a man - he gets £300 a day of taxpayers money to support our failing sex and drugs supply industry. And, to be honest who wouldn’t want to wear an orange bra and rack out lines like that, whilst spouting off about how shit Cameron is?*
What a hero**
*I’m referring to Sewel here - not BsA
** I’m referring to BsA here - not Sewel
Take it away Bill 
Come on…get some cream on those spots!
No more entries? Come on!
[size=12pt]“You’re a deviant DVD trader, Gemma! And so is San Antonio!” [/size]
Why did you star with Clint before me…I think I am going to cry.
[b]Any more of that shit and you’ll be 4 Strike Snake![b]
[size=12pt][b]See Gemma I got something between my teeth,
Hummm I see but this rope is too thick for floss[/b][/size]
Anything with my favorite english word “deviant” makes me laugh but that’s maybe too easy. So, this one goes for chuck connors brother.
Wow lol, that was more of a shock, thanks…
Django The Grim Rapist
[size=10pt]I’m lost here, who am I ? a Django a Sartana, a Zombie… a Ringo[/size]
[size=12pt]A mix of strip poker and Roussian Roulette[/size]
[size=14pt]Bastard, where’ve ya hid ma little Usain Bolt shaped cactus?[/size]