I would bloody LOVE an Arrow Sartana box-set containing the proper Sartana movies. I might even cry. Or crack one out, flinging my man-yoghurt all up the curtains. Or both.
I would be perfectly happy with just If You Meet Sartana, Pray For Your Death getting the Arrow blu-ray treatment.
I would be kind-of flummoxed if this led to the release of Light the Fuse… Sartana is Coming alone, but I’ve no doubt I’d buy it anyway with renewed hope for the other four movies.
I will fall into a screaming, psychopathic rage if, for reasons as yet undetermined, Arrow were to release any of the above locked to region A only. I would hoy all of my Arrow discs into the Thames estuary (I wouldn’t really) and perform a sequence of voodoo dances designed to hopefully bring about a supernatural apocalypse upon the company (I would really) as I already do with Kino f*cking Lorber (I do, really).