Well.....I had no sooner posted the first thread than I'd discovered another joke.
The following jest is particularly poignant for myself because I live on the Isle of Man....famous at the moment for the 'T.T. Races'.....the most famous motor-cycle road race in the World.
The isle of Man is also renowned for 'Vikings'; tailess cats; and 'The Laxey Wheel' (the biggest working water wheel in the World) .....
Back to the joke:
'A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day. The day comes, and they are brought to the gas chamber. The warden asks the cowboy if he has a last request, to which the cowboy replies, "Ah shore do, wardn. Ah'd be mighty grateful if'n yoo'd play 'Achy Breaky Heart' fur me bahfore ah hafta go." "Sure enough, cowboy, we can do that," says the warden. He turns to the biker, "And you, biker, what's your last request?" "That you kill me first."