The Masters


(korano) #1

Every film genre has its masters. David Lean of epics, Ed Wood of shit, Orson Welles to film noir. So who are the masters of the Spaghetti Westerns? And whay were they the masters of?

Sergio Leone: Master of genre
Sergio Corbucci: Master of Violence
Giulio Petroni: Master of mood
Giuliano Carnimeo: Master of non stop action
Antonio Margheriti: Master f the Gothic spaghettis


(Silence) #2

Sergio Martino: Master of mud
Demofilo Fidani: Master of crap


(korano) #3

What about Giann Crea? Should he be the master of crap? Or maybe shit.


(Paco Roman) #4

Gianni Crea = Master of disaster

Enzo Barboni = Master of fun
Sergio Sollima = Master of politics


(autephex) #5

I think I’m going to have to change this to

Demofilo Fidani: Master of making me enjoy my six pack


(Spaghetti Monkey) #6

Perfect ammendment. ; :wink:


(ENNIOO) #7

;D .


(cm215) #8

Joe D’Amato: Master of the camera


(Col. Douglas Mortimer) #9

Enzo G. Castellari: Master of symbolic imagery


(korano) #10

True enough but none in Kill them all…


(Stanton) #11

Enzo is mainly the master of unnecessary please-let-me-cut-them-out fistfights.


(Bill san Antonio) #12

[quote=“Stanton, post:11, topic:1700”]Enzo is mainly the master of unnecessary please-let-me-cut-them-out fistfights.[/quote] :smiley:


(autephex) #13

hahah… as much as I like Castellari, this is very true


(Reverend Danite) #14

Sergio Leone : Master of the Universe
Demofilo Fidani : Master of Puppets
Lou Castell/Requiescant : Master of Ceremonies
Sartana : Mastercard
Sabata : Masterplan
Brad Fletcher : Mastermind
Chuck Connors : Master Blaster
Nicoletta Machiavelli : Masterpiece
Chelo Alonso : Masterful (as in Masters cups)
Bud Spencer : Mastodon
(Not telling!) : Masturbatory


(autephex) #15

Nice list Reverend :smiley:


(Col. Douglas Mortimer) #16

haha I agree.

I haven’t seen this one yet. Any good?

[quote=“Reverend Danite, post:14, topic:1700”]Sergio Leone : Master of the Universe
Demofilo Fidani : Master of Puppets
Lou Castell/Requiescant : Master of Ceremonies
Sartana : Mastercard
Sabata : Masterplan
Brad Fletcher : Mastermind
Chuck Connors : Master Blaster
Nicoletta Machiavelli : Masterpiece
Chelo Alonso : Masterful (as in Masters cups)
Bud Spencer : Mastodon
(Not telling!) : Masturbatory[/quote]

Great!

Gianfranco Parolini: Master of springboarded summersaults of the rooftops.

Anthony Steffen: Master of the dive, roll and shoot (thanks phil H!)

Clint Eastwood: Master of the squint.

Bud Spencer: Master of the hammer fist (MMA fighters should start using that move)

Fidani: Master of using Hunt Powers as his own personal Bela Lugosi.

Corbucci: Master of inserting 60s and 70s references into his westerns.


(Frank Talby) #17

Terence Hill: Master Slapper


(Dillinger) #18

Montefiori the master of the horses (see: Django kills soflty)


(korano) #19

I think that would be Joe D’Amato


(ION BRITTON) #20

Federico Boido - Master of Evil
Tony Anthony - Master of Self-Irony