korano
(korano)
April 6, 2009, 8:30pm
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Every film genre has its masters. David Lean of epics, Ed Wood of shit, Orson Welles to film noir. So who are the masters of the Spaghetti Westerns? And whay were they the masters of?
Sergio Leone: Master of genre
Sergio Corbucci: Master of Violence
Giulio Petroni: Master of mood
Giuliano Carnimeo: Master of non stop action
Antonio Margheriti: Master f the Gothic spaghettis
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Silence
(Silence)
April 6, 2009, 8:34pm
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Sergio Martino: Master of mud
Demofilo Fidani: Master of crap
korano
(korano)
April 6, 2009, 8:39pm
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What about Giann Crea? Should he be the master of crap? Or maybe shit.
Gianni Crea = Master of disaster
Enzo Barboni = Master of fun
Sergio Sollima = Master of politics
autephex
(autephex)
April 6, 2009, 10:28pm
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I think I’m going to have to change this to
Demofilo Fidani: Master of making me enjoy my six pack
cm215
(cm215)
April 7, 2009, 12:56am
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Joe D’Amato: Master of the camera
mrchallenge
(Col. Douglas Mortimer)
April 7, 2009, 1:23am
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Enzo G. Castellari: Master of symbolic imagery
korano
(korano)
April 7, 2009, 1:37am
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True enough but none in Kill them all…
stanton
(Stanton)
April 7, 2009, 7:59am
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Enzo is mainly the master of unnecessary please-let-me-cut-them-out fistfights.
[quote=“Stanton, post:11, topic:1700”]Enzo is mainly the master of unnecessary please-let-me-cut-them-out fistfights.[/quote]
autephex
(autephex)
April 7, 2009, 1:44pm
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hahah… as much as I like Castellari, this is very true
Sergio Leone : Master of the Universe
Demofilo Fidani : Master of Puppets
Lou Castell/Requiescant : Master of Ceremonies
Sartana : Mastercard
Sabata : Masterplan
Brad Fletcher : Mastermind
Chuck Connors : Master Blaster
Nicoletta Machiavelli : Masterpiece
Chelo Alonso : Masterful (as in Masters cups)
Bud Spencer : Mastodon
(Not telling!) : Masturbatory
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mrchallenge
(Col. Douglas Mortimer)
April 7, 2009, 5:12pm
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haha I agree.
I haven’t seen this one yet. Any good?
[quote=“Reverend Danite, post:14, topic:1700”]Sergio Leone : Master of the Universe
Demofilo Fidani : Master of Puppets
Lou Castell/Requiescant : Master of Ceremonies
Sartana : Mastercard
Sabata : Masterplan
Brad Fletcher : Mastermind
Chuck Connors : Master Blaster
Nicoletta Machiavelli : Masterpiece
Chelo Alonso : Masterful (as in Masters cups)
Bud Spencer : Mastodon
(Not telling!) : Masturbatory[/quote]
Great!
Gianfranco Parolini: Master of springboarded summersaults of the rooftops.
Anthony Steffen: Master of the dive, roll and shoot (thanks phil H!)
Clint Eastwood: Master of the squint.
Bud Spencer: Master of the hammer fist (MMA fighters should start using that move)
Fidani: Master of using Hunt Powers as his own personal Bela Lugosi.
Corbucci: Master of inserting 60s and 70s references into his westerns.
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Terence Hill: Master Slapper
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Dillinger
(Dillinger)
April 7, 2009, 5:38pm
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Montefiori the master of the horses (see: Django kills soflty)
korano
(korano)
April 7, 2009, 5:58pm
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I think that would be Joe D’Amato
Federico Boido - Master of Evil
Tony Anthony - Master of Self-Irony