I fell off the wagon, but I’m hopping on again by scouring films that I haven’t even heard of before…
ENTER: THE REVENGE OF RINGO!
What a horribly made movie, just oh so bad. Every element of the film, the acting, the dubbing, the script, THE EDITING… most everything was so shoddily made that it just might as well have been cobbled together with barbed wire and bubblegum. And I loved every minute of it.
Two things made this slog a little easier: the music, even though there’s only three or four songs in total for the film, and the story, which includes voodoo dolls, cyanide poisoning, and some interesting bits involving a whole town conspiring against a wealthy land owner.
Best quote of the movie is when the main character plugs a bunch of people and quips “I reckon they’re going to be working overtime in hell today.”