Spagvemberfest 2023 - or the crows will drink our beers

Spagvemberfest 2023

Number 12

Tex and the Lord of the Deep (Tessari / 1985)

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I remembered this one as a Saturday Matinee type film with a “made for TV” feel about it. Enjoyable enough but a bit outdated for a mid 80s film. That’s pretty much how I still view it but had forgotten somehow that it was directed by Tessari and had a score from Gianni Ferrio. Also, that Billy Berger had a pretty big supporting role as Kit Carson and other familiar old faces like Frank Brana and Aldo Sambrell turn up too. It’s pure comic book stuff and no classic by any measure but actually quite enjoyable.

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Grinders no. 20:

LE DUE FACCE DEL DOLLARO

https://www.spaghetti-western.net/index.php/Due_facce_del_dollaro,_Le

Rewatch again from a fine print with added German Dub. Thank you companero mailman.

Really an entertaining Heist movie and welcome variety in Spaghetti Western Genre.
I would appreciate this on Blu Ray so that my VHS and Super 8 can retire. But unfortunately theres nothing on horizon yet…

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Film #21 - Matalo! - First viewing - :boom: :boom: :boom: out of 5

Mátalo! - The Spaghetti Western Database!

this one started off with a bang and i loved the whole acid western style. while there were some good sequences in it, overall it didnt deliver 100% for me.

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Day 20:

‘Due volte Giuda’ (1968) ‘Twice a Judas’

This is another guilty pleasure … meaning I am fully aware of it’s shortcomings, but I still find it enjoyable.

The movie is only about the standard 90 mins approx … but that’s rather exhausting when it’s Klaus Kinski at full tilt … ranting, raving, pushing around other members of the cast … and generally having a big old hissy fit .

There’s absolutely no humour in this one, except for perhaps the unintentional parts - and yet I still like it … I suppose I do have a strong preference to SW filmed in desert locations, and this has some nice vistas … and typically it cuts back between dry dusty Almeria and green Italian country regions.

6.5/10

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La taglia è tua … l’uomo l’ammazzo io
Thats Marc Fiorinis first and last appearance in a spag and a damn good one .
Gypsy Boots and his troop make this flic remarkable , constantly wait to see what they’ll do next .
One of the best scenes in a store , contains cool gunplay with this great score .
The beating of Rosie (Rosalba Neri) is too much and the reason for El Puro (Robert Woods) to awaits them in the rocking chair .

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I senza Dio (1972) - Director: Roberto Bianchi Montero - 6/10.

This could have become a minor classic had it been headed by a more resolute director and had it been outfitted with a more distinguished cast. Be that as it may, the movie still packs a punch and certainly punches above its weight, especially taking into account its very late release date. However, there is no disguising the fact that it could have turned out even better and on certain occasions, it sinks in that it lacks that extra push, failing to leave a lasting impression in the end. Sabato and Avram are both fine and generate quite a bit of chemistry when they are on screen together, the bigger issue resides in Jose Jaspe who looks more like a dissheveled hobo rather than a charismatic Mexicano and he appears somewhat miscast as the bloodthristy gang leader.

Montero’s execution is more than adequate and exhibits some uncanny stylistic flourishes seen for instance in Sabato’s kaleidoscopic flashback scenes which almost resemble the grindhouse feature presentation in their colorful efflorescence and stand in stark contrast to the rest of the ordinarily helmed storyline. With that being said, some shootouts are at a loss for some additional oomph in that they are somewhat lacking in the stylistic department and it could be argued that some components could have been consolidated a tiny bit better, though I do realize this is just me cavilling about petty details. This is an outing every aficionado should track down sooner or later, as there is plenty to enjoy here and it constitutes one of the best entries released in 1972.

Così sia (1972) - Director: Alfio Caltabiano - 2/10.

Now I do realize this was produced with certain audiences in mind and one needs to approach the work at hand in the right state of mind and preferably, intoxicate themselves before embarking on the whole enchilada, but on the other hand, that is a whole lot of provisos and preconditions one needs to meet before fully appreciating what essentially constitutes a scuzzy piece of vaudeville trash. If unclogging your toilet or doing your laundry seems like a more disporting and rewarding prospect than what ought to be a piece of entertainment at the end of the day, then perhaps such entertainment is not sufficiently entertaining to begin with. There is no style nor is there any three-dimensional or even one-dimensional storyline to latch onto, there is nothing here.

Although, at some point, a bank robbery scheme emerges out of the chaos of paltry, loosely related sketches involving gay jokes, dropping pants, stealing horses, all that good stuff, that also ultimately yields to the more meretricious considerations, guiding the production into the nether regions of the genre. The even bigger issue consists in that Merenda and Caltabiano do not make for a very compelling pair of comedians and fail to carry this largely flaccid mixture of base humor; therefore, the only element the flick has to fall back on is its slapstick which it admittedly provides in spades. Notwithstanding, for it to work, the slapstick also requires some impeccable directing, brisk rendition and a charismatic leading man charming the audience whenever he appears on the screen; none of that is present here, so what unfolds brings tedium, horror, tears of desperation and gnashing of teeth.

Only a handful more and then I will be free at last.

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Number 12

Buddy Goes West (Lupo / 1981)

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A good Spag to include in a marathon when you need something on which you can largely ignore without missing anything of importance. Bud Spencer does…well, Bud Spencer and everything is just fine whilst not being very memorable. Fun to see Joe Bugner in a western though and there are a couple of nice scenes. The Morricone score seems like a phone in job though with various moments when it just sounds like a mash up of his previous ones. Ah well, it’s all fine.

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  1. Four of the Apocalypse (1975)



Oh boy this one is pretty messed up but maybe expected from Lucio Fulci who sophomore effort into genre saw him tap-danced around lyrical exploration of revenge and romance with a healthy dose of surrealism. Fulci attempted to combine all the beauty and bloodshed in his usual OTT glory with poignant side I have never seen before, but resulted in most of it being lost in translation. One minutes your are in for a horror picture where a boogeyman toys around with his prey then a heart-aching sappy romance follows. The episodic nature of film combined with lengthy, tedious journey really made it hard to digest this one whole. Terrific atmosphere tho. I am obsessed with tangible, downright disgusting desert environment where the film spent the first half, then Matalo! like ghastly abandoned ghost town next. Part trippy cannibalistic SW that suffers from not committing itself to be just one particular thing. It is watchable and I was kind of engrossed by disorienting nature of it, but you would definitely expect more from a movie with Lucio Fulci, Fabio Testi and Tomas Milan

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Number 13

Yankee (Brass / 1966)

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Something a bit more cerebral for this evening’s viewing and a welcome re-watch of this visual feast. I wonder what his producers thought when Brass delivered this bag of close ups and jump cuts. Certainly not mainstream genre stuff. But it did well enough at the box office so I’m surprised he didn’t do another one. Maybe he figured he’d done everything he wanted with it? Who knows. It’s one of a kind though, that’s for sure.

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Day 20. Movie 14. The Return Of Ringo.
Entertaining picture that checks off many of the Spaghetti Western boxes, including Fernando Sancho being himself, but with a touch of romance too. And Morricone. I think I’d watch 90 minutes of two people sitting in a closet if Morricone had done a score for it.

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Day 20: Black Eagles of Santa Fe (rewatch)

Thoughts:

Entertaining enough German western. I think that’s the same fort from Fort Yuma Gold but this was a year before. Certainly looks like the same general area, that region outside Madrid.

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Day 21

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Non aspettare Django, spara - The Spaghetti Western Database (spaghetti-western.net)

A return to Tubi for another Edoardo Mulargia first time viewing. What starts out as a revenge film when Django’s (Ivan Rassmiov) and Mary’s (Rada Rassimov) father is murdered turns into a hunt for missing cash. The always entertaining Ignazio Spalla decides to align himself with Django and he turns about to be a great ally to have as he was apparently bullet proof.

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Made with a budget that even Fidani would have scoffed at :wink:, this is truly bottom of the barrel fare. I can say that Spalla was entertaining, as usual, and some of the gunplay was entertaining but I found my attention often drifting to other places. All in all, I wasn’t a fan.

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** Shango (1970)**

Anthony Steffen, born Antonio Luiz de Teffé von Hoonholtz and also known as Antonio Luigi de Teff, was born at the Brazilian embassy in Rome in what is known as the Pamphilj Palace. His noble family came from Prussia, with his great-grandfather being the Great Baron of Teffé and his father Manoel being a Formula One racer and a Brazilian ambassador. His grandaunt, Nair de Teffé von Hoonholtz, was the first female caricaturist of Brazil and wife of Brazilian President Hermes Fonseca. And yet his teen years were filled with war, as he and his family worked with Italian resistance fighters against the Nazis.

From 1965 to 1972, Steffen became the Italian Clint Eastwood, showing up in 27 Italian Westerns like Django the Bastard, Arizona Colt Returns, A Few Dollars for Django and Viva! Django as well as giallo movies such as Crimes of the Black Cat, The Killers Are Our Guests and Play Motel. He retired to a jet set life based out of Brazil.

He also wrote this movie along with director Edoard Mulargia, who also made Don’t Wait, Django… Shoot!, Tropic of Cancer and Escape from Hell, which is part of the two movies that make up Savage Island.

Shango (Anthony Steffen) has been framed for the death of a telegraph operator. That man just happens to be the only person that can inform a small Mexican town that the American Civil War is over, which allows Major Droster (Eduardo Fajardo) to keep the war going and lording over the people. Shango hangs from a wooden cage until Fernandez (Attilio Dottesio), his daughter Consuelo (Barbara Nelli) and son Pedrito (Giusva Fioravanti) help him to escape. Droster allows his henchman Martinez (Maurice Poli) to attack the people of this small Mexican barrio and this won’t stand. Shango must get his revenge and somehow goes from PTSD POV to avenging killing machine in moments. And it all ends in fire and self-sacrifice.

Giusva Fioravanti went from being a child star to — along with Francesca Mambro — becoming a leading figure in a far-right terrorist group, Nuclei Armati Rivoluzionari. His brother Cristiano had joined a far right youth section at the age of 13 and Giusva joined as well to protect him. But even a year in the U.S. didn’t make him any less violent or devoted to the cause. Along with his girlfriend Francesca Mambro, they had no real ideology but still caused plenty of mayhem, including potentially being behind the Bologna Massacre in 1980 that killed 85 people. Today, Fioravanti is a writer for Il Riformista focusing on human rights and the criminal justice system in Iran and the U.S.

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While I agree there’s nothing very memorable here, I rank it pretty highly as a western comedy goes.

I also agree that Morricone wasn’t invested, but I think he delivered one really fun and noteworthy tune with “Dal Sarto” which plays, I believe, when Bud is dressing up fancy. It’s just a surprisingly beautiful little melody.

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Day 20 (film 15) - Don’t Turn the Other Cheek (1971)
5/10

An overly long revolutionary comedy finds Nero playing a role he’s done twice before and Wallach more or less playing a variety of Tuco. Lynn Redgrave’s character isn’t treated very well, and the vocal dubbing of her sounds even worse.

Stray thoughts:

  • Eli Wallach devised the English title “Don’t Turn the Other Cheek” which is impressive since it is both a pun on where the treasure maps are located and fits in with Italy’s love of bizarre religious allusion.

  • Speaking of the above, how strange is it that 1974’s Blood Money also features maps branded on backsides? Are there any other westerns like this? Should this be a new spaghetti sub-sub genre? Pasta Posterior Western?? :rofl:

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Spagvember Fest 2023 Day 20

First time watch

Su le Mani, Cadavere! Sei in Arresto

https://www.spaghetti-western.net/index.php/Su_le_mani,_cadavere!_Sei_in_arresto

**** out of *****

Another excellent hidden gem I’m happy to have added to the collection. A little slow in spots, but otherwise very entertaining with a well crafted payoff by the end. One of the finer points of the film is that it features the Texas Rangers as part of the plot. They did get mentioned a few times in other films, but here they’re front and center.

Peter Lee Lawrence was really good here as the Sando Kid. His transformation from timid army medic to fast draw Ranger is well done and effective. I really liked the Zorro angle they worked in having Kid go undercover as a dandy Easterner. Lawrence got to be both rugged and debonair, which worked well in his favor.

Aldo Sambrell did an excellent job as the one handed nasty slime-ball Grayson. A little strange seeing him dressed in fancy duds instead of outlaw style clothes, but he pulls of the part nicely.

Herr Bruckner’s Explosive Media does it again with a good quality release.

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11: Giuseppe Colizzi’s Dio perdona … io no! (1967)

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After three fantastic days in Manchester, I’m back on the Spaghetti range. I had to skip four films in my top 30 countdown, all by Sergio Corbucci – Gli specialisti (1969), Che c’entriamo noi con la rivoluzione? (1972), I crudeli (1967), Navajo Joe (1966) – and watched Giuseppe Colizzi’s first Western last night.

Enzo Barboni’s slapstick Wild West films Lo chiamavano Trinità … (1970) and … continuavano a chiamarlo Trinità (1971) owed their great box office success to their witty title character, Trinità/Trinity (Terence Hill), and his powerful brother, (“Don’t call me”) Bambino (Bud Spencer), as well as (self-)parody and extended brawls. The exceptionally fruitful collaboration between northern and southern Italy, in the persons of Venetian Mario Girotti (Hill) and Neapolitan Carlo Pedersoli (Spencer), began in Colizzi’s bitterly serious Dio perdona … io no! (“God forgives … I don’t!”). In a convoluted story with intricate flashbacks, the grim insurance agent Earp (Spencer) and the shady saddle tramp Doc (Hill) chase the diabolical bandit Bill Sant’Antonio (Frank Wolff), who has faked his own death. One of the highlights of the film is the impressively staged, photographed and edited opening sequence, featuring a composition by Carlo Rustichelli reminiscent of “O Fortuna” from Carl Orff’s Carmina Burana.

In Dio perdona … io no!, the typical later Hill-and-Spencer antics are mostly absent, but the film was still very profitable in Italy. The following year, Colizzi made a sequel entitled I quattro dell’Ave Maria (“the four of the Hail Mary”) with his two leading actors and Eli Wallach and Brock Peters, which increased the comedic elements. This development reached its bizarre climax in the final film of Colizzi’s trilogy, La collina degli stivali (1969, “the boot hill”), which offers fun and games with Terry Hill and Buddy Spencer and Woody Strode and clowns, cancan dancers and trapeze artists and microsomia musicians, accompanied by Rustichelli’s eclectic score of jazz and circus music, structured by Colizzi’s idiosyncratic rhythms in editing sequences and juxtaposing images. A damned strange, at times visually fascinating film, in which Pedersoli’s Italian dubbing actor Glauco Onorato plays the supporting villain Finch (the two have no scene together) and in whose opening credits Woody Strode’s surname is spelled “Stroode” – Pappy Ford wouldn’t have liked that at all; he in turn dedicated a photograph of himself to “Sergio Leoni” (reproduced in Frayling’s Sergio Leone: Once Upon a Time in Italy, p. 166).

Next: Corbucci’s Mercenario (1968).

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Day 21:

'Monta in sella!! Figlio di… (Get in the Saddle! … Son of a Bitch …) rough translation :wink:

aka, ‘The Great Treasure Hunt’, or in the UK, ‘The Great Chihuahua Treasure Hunt’

Very lightweight mildly amusing little heist flick … greatly enhanced by the gorgeous, Rosalba Neri … Starts off promisingly, sags a bit, picks up and then sags again (but enough about my love life !)

Positive things to say:

Bouncy soundtrack by Bacalov (some pieces from ‘Bullet for the General’) … nicely shot with the usual familiar Spanish locations (Northern Madrid) - Stan Cooper (Stelvio Rossi) does well, as Mark Damon’s younger stupid brother … I’d never really rated him much before seeing this … but he’s quite effective and likable.

5.5/10

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Number 14

Carambola’s Philosophy (Baldi / 1975)

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Amazing really but the appetite for Hill and Spencer was so strong back in the 70s that even two obvious cheap rip offs of the originals were popular enough to merit a couple of films. To be honest, they carry it off OK but it’s almost non-stop slap stick and that gets very tiresome very quick. Not paying too much attention makes it easier to watch.

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