I meant to put this up yesterday, ran outta time. Anywho, my second week! I have art for y’all
(I also found out after the fact that El Condor is US Western shot in Spain, but Luke was already in my art, and I had already given it a score… soooo, sorry about that. Um… 7/10. Loved Jaroo. )
My opinions still contain spoilers so I’ll hide them.
Summary
8. A Pistol For Ringo - 5/10
This movie was “meh” for me. Pacing was hit or miss a lot, dialogue was The Lone Ranger levels of overbearing, Ringo is an okay protagonist (cool to see Giuliano Gemma!), the villain was too albeit boar-ish at times - for lack of a better term. The rest of the characters I forgot about, like Dolores (so I ain’t felt nothing when she died) and the sheriff. Still, the score is very nice and I did like how they took their time trying to reel us in in the beginning.
9. Sabata - 5/10
Umpteenth rewatch for me because I been tryna figure out why I don’t like this movie that much. I applaud the movie for its creativity and innovation, the dialogue can be nice, and Stengel’s leitmotif is very memorable, if not more memorable than Sabata’s (for me), but everything else leaves me sour, including the side characters (Carrincha especially), the monotonous zooms, and even Sabata himself! The villains couldn’t match up to him, not even Stengel at times, and it was cool at first, but then it got old. I understand they were trying to be James Bond-ish, but it comes off real “Larry Stu” instead, especially with Carrincha yelling 'bout how cool he is all the time… idk, I ain’t like it
10. A Noose Is Waiting For You, Trinity - 3/10
Not great. I liked the main suite well enough, and some quick-paced scenes were clever, but the quick scenes were very few and very far between. The characters felt like planks for me (and on character, the eldest boy, valid in his feelings toward Trinity, switched up at the very end? Guess the slap he got rewired his brain). The editing is dizzying. I got pissed a few times with this one. Almost DNF’d it. XD
11. Ace High - 7/10
I thought this one had a lot going for it in terms of cast, score, and visuals! I liked the cinematography here a lot because it felt Leone but it also felt a little more comfortable and intimate, less flashy? Something like that. Anyway, the pacing was okay, little slow at worst. I think Cacopoulous is to blame for the laggy pacing (him and all his monologues), and it sucks because if those monologues were cut some, I think that would’ve helped the movie. Only two times he monologued was cool: when he was talking to Hutch, and when he was tryna make the guards go to sleep. Speaking of, the humor was okay, I laughed sometimes. That’s what I can say about this whole movie: it was okay.
12. A Fistful Of Dollars - 8/10
A re-watch, and just as good as I remembered! I particularly liked how failure was approached in this movie, and (after Sabata; all the diss, sorry) it was refreshing to see the protagonist fuck up - especially when it’s someone like Clint, you know? I also liked how the protagonist treated the lady with the family; he very clearly was crushing on her, but once he realized what kind of situation she was in, he didn’t push himself on her like Rojo and decided to help her out. I thought that alone showed a lot of love.