No Forum topic until today for this one, a very eligible candidate for the maglia nera/black jersey of worst SW everā¦
Database page: Sette monache a Kansas City - The Spaghetti Western Database
Warning! Be extremely cautious and think twice before watching this movie, itās a sort of Rocky Horror (in every sense) SW Show ante litteram! ;D
Would be a good movie to review after Once upon a Time in the West ā¦
Ah, but there is much competition for this much vaunted and sought after prize. Do I hear Sartana in the Valley of Death refuting your claim? And I know at least one member would say the title could easily go to the ātotal trash 0/5ā Spaghetti Western (in fact itās very origins as one of this genre have been openly called into question!), Once Upon a Time in the Westā¦
Seven Nuns in Kansas City ā¦it goes deeper than being totally shit.
^ Haha, whereās that clip from? Truly made me laugh!
Thatās how I wrote in last western you watched thread not too long ago:
Out of all the bad italian comedy westerns this could be easily the worst. Main characters are two sissy gay guys who are chased by villains because for some reason they are believed to possess a treasure map. Thereās also fistfighting nuns, talking donkeys and two singing old guys called Whisky and Gin.
Me too. ;D
Planet of the apes i think
And seven nuns!!! never thought of a nunxploitantion SW sounds cool
Perhaps it sounds cool, but it sure doesnāt look cool! 
But who knows? It certainly looks different for one thing.
Up early today and put this on. Fucking awful. Unwatchable even. Actually I think itās the worst Iāve seen, even more of a stinker than Trinity & Sartana.
The movie was co-written and co-produced by Lidia Puglia, hairdresser on lots of SWs
The psychotropic sequence focused on a gigantic gold nugget, the speeded up barber shop scene that makes no sense at all, the ābeast in heatā dressed as a nun, a town called Trombstone (from trombare, to fuck), the mountain easily offended by bad languageā¦ Save yourself if you can! 
Cast
For Mario Dani I checked the 1971 movie Los corsarios a.k.a. Pirates of the Green Island, and although without the mustache the actor who plays Marrison /Madison in Seven Nuns seems in.
Perhaps Carlos could check Bang Bang Kid (I donāt have it) for final confirmation.
At this point Lello Pontecorvo could be Whisky Joe: Iāll check SocietĆ a responsabilitĆ molto limitata (1973) as soon as possible.
No entry for this film in the Archivio del cinema italiano dellāANICA. Was it even theatrically released?
Bang Bang Kid 1967 was a few years earlier but this guy seems him. Iām not sure of his character but by the visor cap maybe the telegrapher or croupier? What do you think?
Probably not, I have never seen posters or fotobuste. Despite this, the movie is listed - as Kansas City, according to some sources the original title - in Massimo Moscatiās book Il grande dizionario dei film (1998).
Yes, itās undoubtedly him. Thanks!
I donāt know, but maybe this is one of those so-bad-itās-good movies. A movie to be laughed at for being so stupid. I am interested. Maybe a double feature with āKid il monello del West?ā How about it, Wild East?
I have just uploaded a poster for this thing, it looks legit enough. Maybe it was released theatrically after all. Not that it matters, it shouldnāt have been.
It actually appears that it is on YouTubeā¦for anyone that might be interested.
This movie should be banned and put on the list of video nasties to be honest.
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