Make your own alternate titles to existing SWs!

We all know that SWs often have different titles according to region, or even in the same country or continent(Like how ‘‘A Long Line Of Crosses’’ has been known as both ‘‘No Room to Die’’ and ‘‘Hanging for Django’’ in North American countries), but if you could make your own alternate title for existing SWs, what would they be?

For me, I’d go:

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly: COWBOYS(In big bold letters, like that. I think GBU is a perfect title, but that’s what I’d change it to if I had to, as its the ultimate western film)

For a Few Dollar More: The Two Meanest Men Who Ever Did Live

The Big Gundown: I’m Gonna Get You, Varmint!

Day of Anger: One Damned Day at Dawn…Angel Face Meets Angel Eyes!

but there aren’t any cowboys in the movie

If you want to go by the antiquated meaning of ‘‘Cowboys’’, I guess you could call it ‘‘HOMBRES’’ instead.

why antiquated? And hombres is just spanish for men

I would retitle A FEW DOLLARS FOR DJANGO to
BLOOD AND HONOUR/HONOR.
Or
HONOUR AND REDEMPTION.
These fit the actual theme of the story.

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Antiquated because when people think of cowboys nowadays, mean gunslinging, bounty hunting, quick drawing, stylish outlaws is what comes to mind, not the outlaw group known as The Cowboys from Arizona.

Also:

A Fistful of Dollars: Your Funeral, My Reward

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I translated the 2nd Pecos film’s Italian title to Pecos is Here: Say Your Prayers

Some other titles I’d give my own take on are:

A Taste of Killing - Lanky Fellow: The Man With the Long Sight

Requiscant - The Gunman Makes the Sign of the Cross

Ringo the Lone Rider - The Men Who Raided the Bushwackers

Thompson 1880 - The Gunsmith That Tamed The West

In a Colt’s Shadow - You Married My Daughter You Swine? Now Face My Wrath!

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I like this one

Me too!

I actually thought OF retitling Django the Bastard
A MAN CALLED WRATH.

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A Pistol for Ringo: The Man They Called ‘‘Angel Face’’

The Return of Ringo: A Soldier’s Odyssey

Django: My Coffin Will Keep You Warm, Amigo

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Wrath from the Netherworld…

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That’s cool, sounds like a a horror western!!

’Django Kill!..If You Live, Shoot…’, alias ‘Welcome to Hell, Bastardos!’.;

or: 'Tell the Gravedigger…Customers Have Arrived!'

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A new one for GREAT SILENCE:
NO NOISE IN WHITE HELL

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And I have to rename the first SARTANA:
SARTANA IS YOUR PALLBEARER

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Love It :smile:

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Here’s a couple more ideas from me:

Run Man Run - Watch Out Amigos!..Cuchillo’s Arrived!

W Django - Prepare Yourselves Swine!..Django Sends You to Hell!

Sonora aka Sartana Does Not Forgive - Hell Comes to the Border…The Stranger Seeks Revenge

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Cemetery Without Crosses:When My Glove is on… You’re Fucked!

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Love this one. Was struggling to come up with one for TGS. And it also fits since The Hateful Eight–which is set in a snowy land like TGS–was originally going to be a sequel to Django Unchained called ‘‘Django in White Hell’’ .

How about this one; ‘‘The Silence of White Hell’’.

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