Merry Christmas and a Ringo New Year!
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Hope everyone had a fine Christmas !
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Well my European, trans-Atlantic and miscellaneous other brethren, it’s Christmas Eve. At casa.caress, that means stuffing ourselves with Chinese takeaway and honey whiskey liqueur, and bellowing along to The Muppet Christmas Carol until everybody wishes I would just pass the f*ck out. It may well have different meanings for you hombres and gringos but what it surely means for all of us here at the SWDB is that it’s time for my Yuletide Spaghetti Christmas carol. Now, the more eagle-eyed among you may have spotted that last year’s rendition is a mere six posts above this one, so I could probably simply point you all in that direction. But eff that. Eff that right in the effhole. That was last year, this is this year, and by fupping crikey you’re all going to sing along, ye merry gentlemen. So, I say Merry Christmas you filthy sons of bitches; I’m raising a shot of bourbon to each and every one of you. xxx
And a one, and a two, and a Scooby-Dooby-Doo:
(sings)
On the First Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
The Good, the Bad & the Uglyyy!
On the Second Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Two Sons of Ringo,
And The Good, the Bad & the Uglyyy!
On the Third Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Three Gold Bullets,
Two Sons of Ringo,
And The Good, the Bad & the Uglyyy!
On the Fourth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Four Gunmen,
Three Gold Bullets,
Two Sons of Ringo,
And The Good, the Bad & the Uglyyy!
On the Fifth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
FIIIIIIVE FOR REVEEENNNNNNNGE!
Four Gunmen,
Three Gold Bullets,
Two Sons of Ringo,
And The Good, the Bad & the Uglyyy!
On the Sixth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Six-Shooters Shooting,
FIIIIIIVE FOR REVEEENNNNNNNGE!
Four Gunmen,
Three Gold Bullets,
Two Sons of Ringo,
And The Good, the Bad & the Uglyyy!
On the Seventh Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Seven Guns From Texas,
Six-Shooters Shooting,
FIIIIIIVE FOR REVEEENNNNNNNGE!
Four Gunmen,
Three Gold Bullets,
Two Sons of Ringo,
And The Good, the Bad & the Uglyyy!
On the Eighth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Eight Mercenaries,
Seven Guns From Texas,
Six-Shooters Shooting,
FIIIIIIVE FOR REVEEENNNNNNNGE!
Four Gunmen,
Three Gold Bullets,
Two Sons of Ringo,
And The Good, the Bad & the Uglyyy!
On the Ninth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Nine Days of Anger,
Eight Mercenaries,
Seven Guns From Texas,
Six-Shooters Shooting,
FIIIIIIVE FOR REVEEENNNNNNNGE!
Four Gunmen,
Three Gold Bullets,
Two Sons of Ringo,
And The Good, the Bad & the Uglyyy!
On the Tenth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Ten Thousand Dollars,
Nine Days of Anger,
Eight Mercenaries,
Seven Guns From Texas,
Six-Shooters Shooting,
FIIIIIIVE FOR REVEEENNNNNNNGE!
Four Gunmen,
Three Gold Bullets,
Two Sons of Ringo,
And The Good, the Bad & the Uglyyy!
On the Eleventh Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Eleven Men called Django,
Ten Thousand Dollars,
Nine Days of Anger,
Eight Mercenaries,
Seven Guns From Texas,
Six-Shooters Shooting,
FIIIIIIVE FOR REVEEENNNNNNNGE!
Four Gunmen,
Three Gold Bullets,
Two Sons of Ringo,
And The Good, the Bad & the Uglyyy!
On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Twelve Dirty Outlaws,
Eleven Men called Django,
Ten Thousand Dollars,
Nine Days of Anger,
Eight Mercenaries,
Seven Guns From Texas,
Six-Shooters Shooting,
FIIIIIIVE FOR REVEEENNNNNNNGE!
Four Gunmen,
Three Gold Bullets,
Two Sons of Ringo,
And The Good, the Baaad & theee Uuuglyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
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Feliz Navidad, Compañeros! 
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Nine days of anger, sounds about right! LOL 
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I had a fantastic and weird triple feature combination consisting of Outlaw / King, Merantau and All the Colors of the Dark. Finishing it off with some catch-up with Berlin Station (I am very behind), then calling it a night. An xmas eve much to my liking.
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I live for your Christmas carol every year Asa! Merry Christmas from America, buddies!
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Merry Christmas!
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Anyone else bored shitless yet ? 
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Yes. lol
you obviously dont have enough movies on your watchlist, I pity you 
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Maybe ‘Bad Santa’ might do the trick 
Nah, probably not … just not a Christmas fan
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Just use it as an excuse to watch a boatload of spags
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Hope everybody had, or is still having a Merry one.
Yep. Not enough time to watch very much.
Yep was bored before the event, but now its over all is good.
I watched Jingle All the Way. Now it’s time for some Euro crime.
Seasons greetings to all!
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Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to everybody on the forum, and especially to Sebastian 
I haven’t been very active here lately, but I will make a comeback next year I hope ;D
Take care everybody!!