It’s the girl from that German Brand of Shame poster, but this one has nothing to do with it.
It says: ““The father of sex Harry Brummel (?) presents his French bastard daughter Evelin Tubief (?) in the film “The… Student No. 0”
Also participates his niece from the Philippines To-Emmy.”” :-\
Should I admit that I watched A Dirty Western when I was 14? :
The title is perfect for the film. It’s very dirty indeed but I’m not interested in watching it again. I have an old VHS copy of Jessi’s Girls. It’s a rape and revenge western that was marketed as a “sexy western.” There’s only one rape scene from what I remember and it wasn’t that graphic, either.
It’s not a film but if anyone has a copy of this book, I’m interested in buying it:
Also known as Jessi’s Girls. Not really a sex western to be honest but watching an Al Adamson western makes you feel like you’re watching a western made by a man who decided he was fed up with making porn films. Adamson never even made porn. 
Anyone know how to get a copy of Sweet Savage?
Wow, watched Gunman Called Papaco during the weekend (we watched around 12 films with friends) and what a crazy film it is! The porn scenes were mostly close up inserts with different actors and really boring to watch but film has some crazy ideas and the dialogue is hilarious.
Did y’all know that this is the most popular topic on this forum in terns of external referrals? 
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Can’t imagine why
Maybe we should start a thread called “Fluffy Kittens” too just to get that inward traffic 
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If anyone is interested, there is a good quality, time-coded version of Angelo Pannaccio’s “Porno Erotico Western” (1979) on xvideos,
The soundtrack by Giuliano Sorghini is somewhat different to what was on “Death Played The Flute”… 
but it got stuck playing in my head now.
As this is the one and only soundtrack under his belt, can Sorghini be considered as a"spaghetti western" composer? 
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The mind boggles… 
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Hey, a video on xvideos I haven’t seen
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Each to their own of course, but I don’t get this stuff at all. Just seems bizarre to me. Porn? Fine. Westerns? Fine. But porno westerns? I don’t get it. Once upon a time, I’d have said that the western element was getting in the way of the porno I’m trying to watch. Now, I’d say that the porn element was getting in the way of the western I’m trying to watch.
Even when I was properly into porn (I barely look at any any more, although I used to watch it every spare minute I got when I was a twentysomething), I never took to movie parody porn (like Shaving Ryan’s Privates etc), or themed porn where they’re all dressed up as cavemen or Cleopatra or tudor monarchs or, indeed, cowboys. I always felt like it was about to break into farce, like a Carry On film (these days, I’d rather watch a Carry On film).
Why? Best of both worlds 
Because you’ll go blind you dirty hobbit, pulling away at yourself like a colobus monkey. 
It’s never the best of both worlds, though. It’s always the worst of both worlds.
It kind-of feels to me like a creepy half-measure, too. Like, the viewer wants to leer at some tits but he doesn’t want to admit it so he dresses it up in something else (in this case, a western). You know? If you want to watch a porno, watch a porno. This is the broadband era, all the pornography in the world is a button click away.
I feel the same about hentai or animated porn. I mean, why?
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Not buying your arguments Does porn always have to take place in fake studio settings or whatever the “fake stories” are? Do westerns always have to be prudish family friendly movies? Broaden your mind my friend
Sort of, yeah. They needn’t only take place in a fake studio setting but… well, they’re pornos. They don’t need a theme beyond a loose framework to get the protagonists f#cking as quickly as possible (and they don’t even really need a framework). They’re not art, they’re functional items. A toothbrush helps you clean your teeth, toilet paper helps you clean your arsehole after you’ve taken a dump, a porno helps you fling your man-yoghurt up the curtains. Simple.
No, of course not (in fact tbh I’m not as keen on those that are entirely PG rated. I like them sparse, mean, violent), but their focus should be on being a western, not a substandard porno for silly old sods who daren’t look at a real porno. Porn has never ever enhanced a western. Or a movie of any genre. If porn enhanced legitimate movies, there’d be a big fat hardcore f#ck scene bang in the middle of Once Upon a Time in the West, or Star Wars, or The Godfather, or literally any other movie. There isn’t. In any of them. And if there was, that film with a big fat f#ck scene bang in the middle of it wouldn’t be a classic, or even a regularly regarded movie. It would just be another porno, and not even a good one since it’s been diluted so badly by a theme and a plot.
A film that’s part western, part comedy is a comedy western. A film that’s part sci-fi, part horror is a sci-fi horror. A film that’s part romance, part comedy is a romantic comedy. But a film that’s part anything, part porno, is just a porno. A film that’s part western, part porno isn’t a western/porno. It’s just a porno. A diluted porno. It stopped being a western and became a porno as soon as someone got his dick out and started humping someone/something.
If I gave you a key fob as a gift, but that key fob was also a double-ended dildo, would you clip your car keys and house keys to it anyway, and use it as a key fob? No, you wouldn’t. Because it would be a double-ended dildo, hanging off of your keys. But you wouldn’t use it as a double-ended dildo either, because if it’s a double-ended dildo pretending to be a key fob, it’s not going to be a very effective double-ended dildo. It could only be maybe four inches long before it stops functioning as a key fob. The key fob theme has diluted the dildo function to the point of uselessness. The dildo function has diluted the key fob theme to the point of uselessness.
Separate plates, my friend .
(all merely imho of course, as ever 
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From Marty’s book corner: Pornography: Structures, Agency and Performance by Rebecca Sullivan and Alan McKee is an informative, highly accessible book that provides a good insight into today’s porn industry and homemade, self-marketed internet pornography.
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