Erotic and Pornographic Westerns

added another italian porn western to the database
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Wild Bitches ;D Brilliant!

lol great title
wild bitchesā€¦ nice

Um Pistoleiro Chamado Papaco/A Hitman Called Papako

Iā€™ve watched it now (to the end) - and have to add that the hetero very much outnumbers the homo, at least by the number of blokes on the first gal, and by the saloon gals saying thanks to our hero - and theyā€™re both 4 to one!
Papaco IS Django - he drags a coffin behind him ā€¦ well pulls it along really - ā€˜cos itā€™s on wheels!
Thereā€™s a bad guy that wants to shoot him. Itā€™s classic spaghetti view shot thruā€™ open legs, and we know thereā€™s gonna be plenty more open leg shots before the film is over.
Django shoots ā€¦ the hombre is thrown onto the coffin. Django spits ā€¦ but this ainā€™t being tough ā€¦ itā€™s lubricant!! :stuck_out_tongue: This is quite horrible stuff for all you red-blooded cow-pokes ā€¦ but at least this bit ainā€™t too graphic.
Lots of shooting and lots of shagging later - but there are some classy moments ā€¦
Where else would you get to see a midget cowboy leading a black-clad gunslinger off to see his mistress, with the formerā€™s pistol (this aint no metaphore) stuck up the latter chapā€™s arse!!?
Anyway, its all a bit heavy-handed behaviour, cos if said midget had told Django that she just fancied a bit of a go on him herself, Iā€™m sure he wouldnā€™t have needed the colt suppository.
Besides reminding Django, and ourselves, of what consitutes a 1980s pubic hairstyle (mind you he didnā€™t need reminding after the 4 saloon gals, but I was somewhat bemused), she also wanted to purchase the contents of his coffin.
This film is, of course, sloppier than the midgetā€™s turn on his mistress :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: - but it does pay homage to our beloved genreā€¦
Despite the Django character, who ā€˜shootā€™s em upā€™, one way or the other, to wonky versions of the FAFDM soundtrack - thereā€™s an olā€™ scrote undertaker, and even a Mario Brega lookalike, whoā€™s sweatier and hairier than ā€¦ well ā€¦ the aforementioned hairstyles.
Anyway, if Brother Raph_Alv had stuck it thruā€™ to the end (ooh-er), then he would have realised that itā€™s all a love story as our hero gives his gal a big snog, to the heart-rendering strains of the OUATITW theme, before dragging (rolling) his coffin off into the sunset (orchard).
Of course this film stinks more than shortyā€™s gun-barrel, but that aint the point.
Be brave my friends - the burnerā€™s on standby. And I ainā€™t tellinā€™ what was in the coffin! :wink: ;D

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1980ā€™s pubic hairstyles?? Is it a mullet?
I have lots of questions about this one but Iā€™m not sure I want to know the answers.

:smiley: :smiley: :smiley:
Great line Rev.

I prefer back nudity, this came from ā€œYellow hair and the fortress of goldā€

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[quote=ā€œcowgirl_lover, post:68, topic:471ā€]Hi
about sexporn westerns i found this :
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=230279277552&ssPageName=STRK:MESE:IT&ih=013

8 erotic western collected - some of them made by amatures , most not mentioned here![/quote]One of the screenshots looks familiar (the ass pic), so Iā€™ve probably seen it. Maybe something playboy stuff shown on tv.

IĀ“ve seen A Dirty western, quite nasty one, and Sweet Savage, quite boring one. I might have copies of a couple of the Eurocine sex-westerns on the way (had forgotten about it until this topic came upā€¦!), but would be fun to watch the real italian one, Porno Erotic Western, anyone have it and care to sell/swap or make a copyā€¦?
Those more recent ones iĀ“d stay well away from, recently watched the porno-giallo Terror in the grove, complete crapā€¦

I know what 69 means in this context, but 953 ???

Itā€™s to the bible you must turn Brother.
Book 9 - Samuel 1; Chapter 5; Verse 3
This deals with the Philistines false god - Dagon. The Philistines having taken the ark to Dagonā€™s temple, have placed it before him - only to find that the effigy of Dagon lies repeatedly at the foot of the ark, having taken a tumble overnight. Eventually he ends up broken into pieces.

Notice that this is a hand-drawn 953 on the cover, obviously produced by the ā€˜false-god-Dagonite-hater illuminatiā€™ to draw attention to the evils that lie within the ā€˜false arksā€™ that the dagonite sex-beasts will be opening within.
The statue of Dagon was left as a ā€˜stumpā€™ - take this as a warning and keep away from this filth.
It is no coincidence that Dagon is an anagram of gonad.

[5:3 When they of Ashdod arose early on the next day, behold, Dagon was fallen on his face to the ground before the ark of Yahweh. They took Dagon, and set him in his place again.

5:4 When they arose early on the next day morning, behold, Dagon was fallen on his face to the ground before the ark of Yahweh; and the head of Dagon and both the palms of his hands lay cut off on the threshold; only the stump of Dagon was left to him.]

Well - maybe ;).

[Edit: nice arse btw ;D]

What about this one; A Fistful of Bimbos:

Go back one page Ennioo in this thread Ennioo ā€¦ :slight_smile:

I actually bought this on Danish ex-rental vhs just for fun ā€¦ Nice cover and a great title. ā€¦ :slight_smile:

I knowā€¦ but us chaps required a large cover ;).

Still needed my glasses to see itā€¦do you think Iā€™ve been looking at a few too many?

I reckon so ;).

any information about this

Hi
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