Chris Casey's Card CAPTION COMPETITION

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[size=14pt]“I said Eggnog you stupid Indian”[/size]

[size=12pt]OK, I admit it. You’ve got better hair. But can you fit one of these up your arse?[/size]

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[size=14pt]-“Special made for you babe”
-“What salmonella”[/size]

Starblack had two in my Top 3 (picknick + catering) and looked like a sure winner, until Phil’s surprise cameo appearance took it away:

Mr. H, your turn !

The one I’ve picked had precious few laughs in the actual film so maybe we can improve things with some captions.

[quote=“Phil H, post:1445, topic:2199”]The one I’ve picked had precious few laughs in the actual film so maybe we can improve things with some captions.

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[size=12pt]Me Tarzan, you Jane ? You fool! We’re in a Corbucci movie!
And take that Venetian mask off, damn Milian!
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[size=14pt]“Of all the Corbucci movies I could have been in, why this one?”[/size]


[b][size=14pt]No, no Sheriff, we were not having homosexual intercourse. The chinese guy was doing me a tatoo in my back, got to believe me, it’s the pure true

  • Yes yes xian sheng the pule tlue [/size][/b]

After Phil’s 92nd-minute winner straight off the subs’ bench, an early sighter from me:

[size=12pt][b]“Hey - who’s this guy, Giuliano?”

“Beats me - this is supposed to be The White, The Yellow and the Black - I was expecting Jim Kelly”[/b][/size]


[size=12pt]- Allest him now, he no pay, no pay, pay now or go to jail
-God Dammit, for the last time, I didn’t order chinese. How difficult can be to get a pizza in this bloody place[/size]

[size=14pt]“Shit guys, we’ve overslept - we’re late for Gay Pride!”[/size]

[size=14pt]You have to believe me! I’m really Giuliano Gemma and this is Tomas Milian![/size]

[size=14pt]Someone’s filming this?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!![/size]


[size=12pt]The Swiss that was italian, the chinese that was japonese, the sacred horse that was a pony, the indians that were not indians, the sheriff that was Wallach, the the…[/size]

[size=14pt]“OK you varmints - get back to the circus”[/size]


[size=12pt]Corbucci!! Shit I thought this was the Life of Brian set[/size]

[font=georgia][size=12pt]Effects on how choosing the wrong role can affect your acting career 101[/size][/font]

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[font=georgia][size=12pt]It looks like the Samurai over stayed his welcome at the YMCA[/size][/font] :o

[size=12pt]“Why don’t you look over that way before I bust your fuckin’ head.”[/size]


[b][size=14pt]- No hablo Ingles

  • Ka Ni Lao Beh, Ki Ni Na
  • Non capisco, non capisco
    Cuuuut[/size][/b]

[size=12pt]“They can’t understand the magic of our wonderland”
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