[size=14pt]Life seemed so unfair - although he’d gone prematurely bald, she had the most luxuriant underarm growth he’d ever seen.[/size]
[b][size=14pt]What a nice back my sweet, such beauty and perfection, looks like the most magnificent cello.
- Sure baby, and for another ten I can also play the flute if you want sugar pie [/size][/b]
[size=14pt]Ahhh snif snif, a surprise cocaine line. Perfect baby, just perfect[/size]
[quote=“Starblack, post:1117, topic:2199”]another on the same theme from the pervert rev. … :
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[size=14pt]Judging by her armpits, ‘Bushwacker’ Bill was about to encounter a pleasant surprise.[/size]
[size=14pt]-Cunnili***us ?
-Oh no, not italian food again dear, go for a beer[/size]
[size=14pt]And now a nice golden shower baby ?
-No sick and tired of cocktails, a fine straight whiskey will do[/size]
[size=18pt]“Why is he not saying anything romantic?”[/size]
[quote=“El Topo, post:1125, topic:2199”][size=14pt]-Cunnili***us ?
-Oh no, not italian food again dear, go for a beer[/size][/quote][size=12pt]
Oh, is that Italian food, now I know what my first girlfriend was always asking for…[/size]
[b][size=14pt]
…Surround music
Feelings, nothing more than feelings,
trying to forget my feelings of love.
Teardrops rolling down on my face,
trying to forget my feelings of love.
Feelings, for all my life I'll feel it.
I wish I've never met you, girl; you'll never come again.
Feelings, wo-o-o feelings,
wo-o-o, feel you again in my arms
-OHHH baby so nice you really know how to treat a lady
(I knew those Dr Phil Show dvd’s would pay off someday)
[/size][/b]
Keep 'em coming people.
I’ll pick a winner in the morning.
[size=14pt]The dyslexic zombie finally had luck turn his way as he could now ‘eat flesh’ in a manner pleasant for both[/size]
[size=12pt]Why is He Kissing a Statue?[/size]
[size=14pt]“Sit on my face and i’ll guess how much you weigh.”[/size]
[size=14pt]So Miss, remind me, where do you really want the tatoo?[/size]
[b][size=14pt]-Hey lady all this trouble just to enter 2 minutes in a SW, hope it’s worth it for you.
- キンギョ きんぎょ 煙草 莨 トウキョウ とうきょう 金魚 汉语书面用语初编
-Shit it’s a Shaw Brothers today[/size][/b]
I get that a lot 
Can’t help you on this, don’t speak Japanese
Babelfish says:
- Goldfish goldfish tobacco 莨 [toukiyou] for present goldfish 汉 语 书 aspect which is questioned 语 the beginning 编
Sometimes those automatic translations give you at least an idea of the meaning of a text, but in this case …
For Chinese it says:
- キ ン ギ ョ き ん ぎ ょ tobacco wetlands plant ト ウ キ ョ ウ と う き ょ う goldfish Chinese written terminology provisional compilation
Not much help either
[size=14pt]البرتغالية لعنة[/size]
[quote=“scherpschutter, post:1137, topic:2199”]Can’t help you on this, don’t speak Japanese
Babelfish says:
- Goldfish goldfish tobacco 莨 [toukiyou] for present goldfish 汉 语 书 aspect which is questioned 语 the beginning 编
Sometimes those automatic translations give you at least an idea of the meaning of a text, but in this case …
For Chinese it says:
- キ ン ギ ョ き ん ぎ ょ tobacco wetlands plant ト ウ キ ョ ウ と う き ょ う goldfish Chinese written terminology provisional compilation
Not much help either[/quote]
I mix japonese with chinese!!! , so it means she is half chinese and half japonese ;)!!! She wanted tobacco, so she wanted to smoke ;D the goldfish go figure ;D
At least cuni****** is not Italian but it’s Latin, so they have spoken it, in the past
Hmm, let’s see how do I do the captions 
[font=impact][size=12pt]To hell with Golden Girl and James Bond, I feel like painting silver[/size][/font]