[quote=“Col. Douglas Mortimer, post:3, topic:2089”]LOL
This is the roster for my team:
Strikers: Clint, LVC, Nero (offensive firepower)
Midfielders: Volonte and Kinski (great hussle and an almost maniacal tenacity on the pitch)
Fullbacks: Garko, Steffen, Lawrence, Hilton (experience and reliability)
Sweeper: Spencer (special enforcer)
Goalkeeper: George Eastman (occasionally susceptible to low shots)
Currently sidelined with injury: The legless dude from GBU.
Coach: Fernando Sancho (He always does an admirable job of leading the Mexican gangs)
Assistent manager: George Martin (just like in the Ringo films)
Referee: Jose “Silvanito” Calvo (you can’t bribe him!)
Team Captain: Anthony Steffen (the most career caps, famous for his “gun of god” goal in '68 which I believe was a “rolling diving” header if I’m not mistaken.)[/quote]
I like the ‘Rolling dive’ especially.
Nice team, but despite Eastman’s height I don’t think he is psycho enough to be a proper goalkeeper. Those guys are all certifiable. He may be a short arse, but it has to be Kinski in goal. Imagine him bawling out the defense every time they conceded a goal. ;D
And speaking of which, no matter how good a team you put together you know it’s inevitable they will lose on penalties to the German Winnetou DEFA Alliance team in the end. :’(