Post your own created cool spaghetti western title


(deathrider777) #1

Many many cool titles have been created in the genre, but can you think of any cool titles yourself?

Here are my two cents, more to come:

-Hey Bandito, lone justice is coming your way

-No dollars left for the head of Django

-Between the peacemaker and the cemetary

-Too less coffins for those gringos

-Run for cover, Sartana rides and kills

-Hide and pray, Sabata is coming and you’re on his list

-The one million dollar manhunt


(davidf) #2

my famous made up SW title from one of my previous posts " hate them with a vengeance"
" shoot the horses, make them walk"
" the stench of death came from his gun"
" the big, the little and the awesome"
" a hundred dollars per dead man"
“pile the bodies high, django’s got a gatling”
:wink: :smiley: ;D


(Paco Roman) #3

Pray Sabata, Sartana is coming …

Django - A Cardgame is no Bible :wink:


(Col. Douglas Mortimer) #4

Django and Ringo…One last time

Hey Gringo, watch out!..Johnny Six Gun is coming to the town of Laredo to kick your fucking ass

A Man Called Amigo

They call me Big Dick Johnny.

If you Meet Sartana, Tell him that I mean business.

Hey Amigo! Go talk to the Gringo over there…He’s the one you’re looking for.

A Coffin full of saloon girls.

Pray for a nice coffin.

Death is No Joke

Shoot to kill…Or Die Trying.

And they all were in fear of the gringo’s gun.

The sound of death, the cry of gold.

It takes two horses to kill one man…Amigo!

I want to live! But first I must kill you…Amigo!

I hate you! But love gold…Amigo! (sequel to the film above)

For the love of killing.

If you wish to kill…Go speak with Django.

Hey Sartana! Get ready for a blowjob…


(Col. Douglas Mortimer) #5

I think we all have too much time on our hands LOL. Or maybe I’m just speaking for myself.


(davidf) #6

" blindman meets deaf smith and johnny ears"
" grin gringo grin, i’ll smash your teeth in"
“where the vultures gather, sartana will be there”
" my name is nick, my gun is quick"
“the lord giveth, the stranger takes away” :smiley:


(korano) #7

Two lists

Not serious

“I am Sartana… and I am an Alcoholic”
“They Call Me Larry”
“My Name is Earl”
“His Name Was Marion…But They Called Him John”

Serious:
“Sartana’s Here… Act ccordingly”
“If They Move…KILL EM’!”
“Kingdom of the Gun”
“E Nomine Patre…Espirito Snacti”


(Bad Lieutenant) #8

Ah, this is easy…

  • Aces and eights for Sartana
  • He who laughs last is slow
  • Death is just the beginning, gringo!
  • Keoma the bastard
  • Bring me the head of Trinity
  • Blood runs waist deep in Laredo
  • Scalps of the damned
  • Dead but shooting
  • Take their lives, Django!
  • The bullets are mine
  • Corpses don’t argue
  • Django meets Zorro
  • For a few coffins more
  • Once upon a whore in the wild west
  • Bastards of the revolution
  • Die, Ringo, die!
  • No forgiveness without bloodshed
  • Silver City cutthroats
  • Montana trappers vs the McGregors
  • Wrath of Sartana
  • Pray to your God, Trinity is mad!
  • The peyote guns
  • Whiskey for the condemned
  • Satan wants you dead, Ringo
  • Tin star for a scoundrel
  • A thousand deaths for a dirty bastard
  • Enter the pistolero
  • Duck you sucker, Django shoots his load
  • The cook, the whore and the gringo
  • Golden bullets for Keoma
  • Amigo, you are caught up in my gunplay
  • Vengeance is mine, sayeth Tinity
  • Pay to be born, pay to die
  • Cannons for Laredo
  • Hell awaits, Django
  • Trinity’s coffin
  • Sartana’s ace up the sleeve
  • Rotten beans for a hungry Trinity
  • Hate the coward and kill him
  • Bullets from a hellbound sheriff

etc, etc.
(Wouldn’t it be great if making movies was as easy as coming up with cool titles)


(ENNIOO) #9

Are they available on DVD Bad Lieutenant ? ;).


(Bad Lieutenant) #10

Hehe, I’d buy them


(ENNIOO) #11

Yep…me aswell !


(Bad Lieutenant) #12

I actually have a treatment for the following one:

Django’s whorehouse by the cemetery

Django is brutally lynched for a revenge murder he committed and is sent to hell for it. He thencloses a deal with Satan and returns to the wild west. By order of the devil Django has to deliver as many corrupted souls to hell as he can, or it is Django himself that has to spend eternity in the fires of Gehenna. Django has a plan to prevent this from happening. He sets up a whorehouse to lure in gold hungry prospectors. At first it’s just a whorehouse, but soon there’s a cemetery just next to it. Satan is doing fine now, which forces God to send Trinity -who was in heaven for getting shot while saving a lovely virgin from getting raped by a vicious gang leader- to stop Django.

Wat do you think (haha)


(korano) #13

Let me add somthing if I may.

Directed by Cesare Canevari and Giulio Questi. ;D


(korano) #14

Here is a treatment as well.
“And Hell Followed With Him”

A small gang kill a family and the son comes to avenge. Only, the killers are the good guys. The son becomes too violent and the killers character more developed. Director of chocie is Ermimo Salvi.


(ENNIOO) #15

[quote=“Bad Lieutenant, post:12, topic:1406”]I actually have a treatment for the following one:

Django’s whorehouse by the cemetery

Django is brutally lynched for a revenge murder he committed and is sent to hell for it. He thencloses a deal with Satan and returns to the wild west. By order of the devil Django has to deliver as many corrupted souls to hell as he can, or it is Django himself that has to spend eternity in the fires of Gehenna. Django has a plan to prevent this from happening. He sets up a whorehouse to lure in gold hungry prospectors. At first it’s just a whorehouse, but soon there’s a cemetery just next to it. Satan is doing fine now, which forces God to send Trinity -who was in heaven for getting shot while saving a lovely virgin from getting raped by a vicious gang leader- to stop Django.

Wat do you think (haha)[/quote]

When does the filming begin ;).


(deathrider777) #16

No, just for the love of SW’s :slight_smile:

More:

-hang yourself, sartana is preparing your death

-stay home tonight amigo, the undertaker will measure your body for a coffin

-a week to hide, an hour to pray, a second to die

-sunrise you run, sunset you’re dead

-that gringo is wearing a cross with your name on it

-the bloody massacre at fort Monroe

-no time for a showdown, a bullet in your back amigo!

-no dollars left to arrange your funeral

-watch out dead man, sabata is drifting into town


(Paco Roman) #17

Today you die, tommorrow you stink
Django - The Hell is waiting for you in Blood City
When you see the sunrise, smell the bullet
Django - The Gravejard was his Birthplace
Bloody Shootout at Gore Town
Django vs. the Witchfinder of Dark Moor (Very gothic SW which takes place in England where Django (Anthony Steffen) faces a Witchfinder (Vincent Price) and takes venegeance for his father’s death (cameo role for Boris Karloff) who was burned alive as warlock. A famous doctor (Peter Cushing) and a slimy mysterious man ( Peter Lorre) are helping him. Before the Showdon at the Witchfinder’s Castle takes place Django has to fight against some of most dangerous henchmen ever: a bloodthirsty count (Christopher Lee), Jack the Knife (Klaus Kinski) and a sadistic mexican Bandit Chief (Fernando Sancho). At the end Django finds out who really his father was and rescues the girl (Edwige Fenech).) :smiley:


(Pacificador) #18

Heh heh…some really good ones there!

I always thought if I made my own movie it would be called…

Death Wore a Sombrero


(deathrider777) #19

[quote=“Pacificador, post:18, topic:1406”]Heh heh…some really good ones there!

I always thought if I made my own movie it would be called…

Death Wore a Sombrero[/quote]

Magnificent !


(ION BRITTON) #20

Haha, cool thread. Here’s some:

My bullets will rip your flesh
Death came crawling
Say farewell to this world…Sartana is coming!
The black-clad avengers
You want your share?..You must be joking, amigo!
Of vengeance…