A Cowboys secret to a long life

(Phantom Stranger) #1

A tough old Cowboy told his grandson if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a little gunpowder on his oatmeal every morning.

The grandson did this religiously, and lived to the age of 93.

When he died he left 14 children, 28 grandchildren, 35 great-grandchildren… and a 15-foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.

(Sebastian) #2

haha great

(Lode) #3


(Yodlaf Peterson) #4

don’t get shot!

(DutchEngstrom) #5

I was expecting a viagra joke.