Post your own created cool spaghetti western title

Mrs_Angel_Eyes · November 13, 2008, 12:11pm

;D ;D ;D

[b]My first laugh of the day. Thanks all, I needed it!

I can’t top (pun intended) the profound porn titles, so here’s my list:

DIE, BASTARD, DIE
SONS OF BASTARDS AND WHORES
A FISTFUL UP YOURS
THE GREAT SILENCE HOWLS
HANG YOURSELF BEFORE I KILL YOU
DJANGO… XXX
DON’T CALL ME A BASTARD, I’M LEGITIMATE, MY PARENTS WERE MARRIED WHEN THEY HAD ME, YOU BASTARD!
DON’T DIE YET, I’M SO LONELY
CORBETT AND CUCHILLO MEET AGAIN: A LOVE STORY
NOW CUCHILLO REALLY NEEDS TO RUN
DJANGO GROPES BANJO
MY REAL NAME IS MARTHA, ALSO KNOWN AS SABATA
FOR A FEW DEATHS MORE, ALL DOLLARS ARE MINE [/b]

ENNIOO · November 13, 2008, 12:46pm

I like this one the best :).

Mrs_Angel_Eyes · November 14, 2008, 4:37pm

[b][color=red] ;D Thanks ENNIOO!

I’m having too much fun. The spirit of SW titles is well and alive. Some newer ones. I had to travel 2 hours by ferry today and so came up with a few:

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Django (Don’t Get Your Hopes Up, Franco Isn’t In this One Either)
I’ll Rip Your Heart Out and Feed it to the Gringo
I’m Not Your Amigo, BANG!
I Whored Myself for Extra Bullets
Get Your GPS Ready to Find a Graveyard, You’re Going To Die
Revenge Is Sweeter When It Involves Brokeback Mounting
A Man with No Mane (starring Lee van Cleef :-*)[/red][/b]

davidf · November 14, 2008, 7:36pm

[quote=“Mrs Angel Eyes, post:63, topic:1406”][b][color=red] ;

Revenge Is Sweeter When It Involves Brokeback Mounting
A Man with No Mane (starring Lee van Cleef :-*)[/red][/b][/quote] ha ha ha! love these two mrs a!!

Dillinger · November 16, 2008, 4:46pm

Just three words:

DEEP THROATHS NINE

I_I_Idiot · March 8, 2009, 3:30am

Django…Go Home, It’s Past Your Bedtime!
or
My Entire Family Has Not Been Killed So I’m Doing OK

davidf · March 8, 2009, 1:22pm

sartana 2, django 3 (after extra time)

I_I_Idiot · March 8, 2009, 3:24pm

If Your Bad Hygiene Doesn’t Kill You, My Gun Will!

Durango · March 9, 2009, 5:38am

Hats off to the Killers

He Needed Killing, and She was Willing (feminist western?)

This Mexican General Must Die

Two Gatlings for a Gunman

Seven Bullets from a Six Shooter (Fidani western)

Hide you Bastards! Demofilo Rides Again

His Name Is Fernando - He’ll Take Your Girl and Your Gold
(But In The End He’ll Take Your Bullet)

Story of a Mexican Bandit: Not Without My Crossed Gun Belts

Bullet Hole For Your Wretched Soul

Sartana Sends Them All to Hell (But Sabata Had Been Busy Too That Day So The Devil Had to Ship Them to Purgatory)

10,000 Killers Came from Afar to Look for Pinzauti’s Gold

Shobary Will Count Them All… Kill Kill Kill!

His Name Was Pepe, But Now It’s Pepita

For a Shitload of Dollars (I Will Have a Small Part in Your Movie) (with Klaus Kinski)

They Called Him Kinski (But He Was Nowhere to Be Seen until the Last Five Minutes)

Fashion Showdown in the Full Moon AKA He Was Fast, But What They Feared Most Was The Sight of His Leopard Skin (Requiem for a Gringo II)

I’ll Trade My Whiskey For Your Whore

His Hat Was Black and His Hair Was White

Today The Devil Gives a Discount - So Send Them to Hell

Born a Bastard, Died a Bastard (But His Momma Loved Him Anyways)

He Sings Them a Song… The Song of Death!

Twelve Mexicans, Three Generals and Two Revolutions

Robber Barons on the Loose: My Bank, Your Money, My Bonus

Trinity Sends Them to Infinity

The Sheriff of Palm Springs

TheSwede · March 9, 2009, 1:11pm

Count to Three Then Die!
The Dirty, The Stinky and The Beautiful (picturing two scummy bandits and a hot rich Euro chick in white)
They Call Him Brown Eye
His Name is Still Diarrhea
Sabata El Pinata
A Fistful of Dust
For a Few Whores More
Once Upon A Time In The Town of Stinking Springs
My Name is Zero
Four For the Saloon, Ten For The Brothel
Il Grande Puta
Sartana Dies Again…And Again… And Again
Hey Django, Give It All You Got!
Tequila Joe and The Ho
Duck You Fucker
Pray For Lombego
The Ballad of Ortega Salsa

korano · March 9, 2009, 4:05pm

A Fistful of fingernails and fingers

Ass to Ass (Face to Face)

The Bad, the Bad, and the Bad. (Aren’t they all bad?!)

Supper Time (Massacre Time)

Trinity sees Pink

Scooby Doo meets Trinity and Sartana

Bill and Ted’s Excellent Gundown

A bunch of bad guys are coming…kill yourselves and save them the trouble then have your youngest son grow up with hate then mug through two hours of killing.

Bill_san_Antonio · March 9, 2009, 4:13pm

[quote=“korano, post:71, topic:1406”]Ass to Ass (Face to Face)[/quote]but isn’t this alternative title of Requiem for a Dream? haha!

Silence · March 9, 2009, 8:37pm

[quote=“Durango, post:69, topic:1406”]Hats off to the Killers

He Needed Killing, and She was Willing (feminist western?)

This Mexican General Must Die

Two Gatlings for a Gunman

Seven Bullets from a Six Shooter (Fidani western)

Hide you Bastards! Demofilo Rides Again

His Name Is Fernando - He’ll Take Your Girl and Your Gold
(But In The End He’ll Take Your Bullet)

Story of a Mexican Bandit: Not Without My Crossed Gun Belts

Bullet Hole For Your Wretched Soul

Sartana Sends Them All to Hell (But Sabata Had Been Busy Too That Day So The Devil Had to Ship Them to Purgatory)

10,000 Killers Came from Afar to Look for Pinzauti’s Gold

Shobary Will Count Them All… Kill Kill Kill!

His Name Was Pepe, But Now It’s Pepita

For a Shitload of Dollars (I Will Have a Small Part in Your Movie) (with Klaus Kinski)

They Called Him Kinski (But He Was Nowhere to Be Seen until the Last Five Minutes)

Fashion Showdown in the Full Moon AKA He Was Fast, But What They Feared Most Was The Sight of His Leopard Skin (Requiem for a Gringo II)

I’ll Trade My Whiskey For Your Whore

His Hat Was Black and His Hair Was White

Today The Devil Gives a Discount - So Send Them to Hell

Born a Bastard, Died a Bastard (But His Momma Loved Him Anyways)

He Sings Them a Song… The Song of Death!

Twelve Mexicans, Three Generals and Two Revolutions

Robber Barons on the Loose: My Bank, Your Money, My Bonus

Trinity Sends Them to Infinity

The Sheriff of Palm Springs[/quote]
Haha!

TheSwede · March 9, 2009, 11:47pm

This topic rules! Some very funny titles.

Some more:

God Punishes…and Me Too!
Fellatio Rides Again!
Whore From Catalina
Tucumcari…Sounds Dirty Don’t It?
Bullets Don’t Argue…They Kill!!
Four For The Square Dance
A Fistful of Fool’s Gold…Gets You Nowhere Eh Providence?
They Call Him Chaunakah Harry
El Jalapeno Es Muy Caliente
Sartana Returns…On A Vendetta…For Vengeance!
Django!..Made You Look!
The Peking Duck Kid
Trinity Is Still His Name…Or Is It?
A Minute To Shoot, A Second To Cry
A Pistol For Martha
Son of 1,000 Fathers
Get Loaded, Shoot Your Gun and Miss!

I_I_Idiot · March 10, 2009, 12:42pm

We can’t forget Meryl Streep starring in ’ A Django Took My Baby!"

Phil_H · March 10, 2009, 2:03pm

I like that one

FrankTalby · March 10, 2009, 2:09pm

“Watch out! Django, Trinity, Sartana, and Sabata are not in this film”

“Blood Runs Down My Face, Now Clean It Off!”

“Sun Baked Desert, Star Filled Sky, .45 Full of Bullets”

“Death Rode Along The Desert and He Was Lonely”

“Gloria! Here Comes That Bastard Sabata”

Dillinger · March 10, 2009, 4:40pm

Per un pungo di Djangi

Per qualche Djangi in più

Per una bara piena di Djangi

Un fiume di Djangi

I_I_Idiot · March 17, 2009, 8:42pm

Djartatani

mrchallenge · April 24, 2012, 5:31pm

Decided to revive this very fun thread.

Hey Amigo!..I hope you bought life insurance
Hey Gringo…I will be happy to arrange you a meeting with God
If you meet Sartana…well I hope you live to tell about it, but its not likely.
…And the measurements for your coffin have already been taken
Django only shoots between the eyes
The grave over there is reserved for you Amigo!
Ringo loves the sound of pistols…but he also loves the smell of dollars.
A Saloon called hooters